NETSURFER DIGEST

Tuesday, March 18, 1997 - Volume 03, Issue 09


"More Signal, Less Noise"

SURFING SITES

Shenjee's Intriguing Takes on Life
Aphrodisiacs, and Cursing in Swedish
Opprobrium, Thy Name Is Bulwer-Lytton
Nihilists' Corner
Shlemiel, Shlemazel, the Net: a Shidech Made in Himmel
Puzzles for the Avid Consumer
The Paranormal Project
Urban Legend Exposed
Jurassic Park on the Web... Again
Born on a Pirate Ship
Pop Culture Emporium
A Webmaster's Guide to Search Engines
Spring Internet World 97
It's Oscar Time, Folks

ONLINE TRAVEL

Take a Tour through Louisiana Cuisine...
...Then Drive on for Texas BBQ...
...On the Chisholm Trail
How to See the World on $25 US a Day
Travlang's Web Translations

FLOTSAM & JETSAM

Aircraft Archaeologists Seek Earhart Evidence
Home Aquaria and Fish Resource
Not for College Students Only
Opie for $200, Alex
US Supreme Court Decisions
Grand Old Flags
Cartoon caption contest

SOFTWARE

Hotline for Macs, for Now
If You Must Have More Shareware, Look Here

ONLINE SERVICES

CompuServe Problems
Save Those Pop-Top Tabs, Really
Send the Cat in the Hat a Card, and He'll Buy a Book

CORRECTIONS

Return of the I-Sleuth

CONTACT INFORMATION

CREDITS


SURFING SITES


The best places to netsurf this week

SHENJEE'S INTRIGUING TAKES ON LIFE

Shen's Teahouse is an honest, perceptive woman's insight into her own Chinese culture and a few other traditions. An oasis in the fluff and tumble of the WWW, she talks about sexual liberation in Taiwan, the modernization of China, and the problems therein - such as the history of polygamy in the cultures and the jealousy it inspires - peppered with ancient stories and sayings like "One night conjugal love is worth a hundred days of grace." Stop by for a cuppa cool stuff, indeed. <http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Towers/3955/>

APHRODISIACS, AND CURSING IN SWEDISH

Want to learn how to say "Eat (expletive commonly used in place of feces)" in Swedish ("Kyas mig i arslet")? Or how to seduce your lover with a cunning aphrodisiac? This site has some winning methods of making new friends. Find out how pine nuts, onions, and Parkinson's disease drugs can improve your love life and then kiss it goodbye with a fruity foreign phrase of nonchalant disgust. Really hear how to say "Hell, the kid's wet his trousers!", and work your way through the gradually more ferocious terms of abuse. Learn something of the Swedish culture as you go, such as the fact that sexual and religious phrases are rarely used as swear words. <http://www.santesson.com/aphrodis/aphrlist.htm>

OPPROBRIUM, THY NAME IS BULWER-LYTTON

It was a dorky and academic little contest till the press blew it up into public consciousness, but now, my friends, the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, which "challenges entrants to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels", is an annual and upon-us event beloved of smirking evening newscasters who celebrate talented scribblers who strive, like us, in love and obscurity, till hard returns do us part, to bring to light the most wretched prose possible, for the sample contest entries alone on this wonderful Web site put smiles on the faces of even the unfeeling illiterate: we know, we have seen them; we have called late at night to share our secret verbal Lyttonian pleasures with other connoisseurs of the corny, the unquiet, and unrequited multitudes of farceurs and fanciers of fame and infamy who deluge the contest judges annually with such whimsically horrific and sublimely absurd dredgings of the unspeakable unimaginable that only your visit to this excellent site - driven by this splendid statement of fact, falderal, and fiction - can unvilify. <http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/>

NIHILISTS' CORNER

What does one get for the person who believes in nothing? A Web site, apparently. The Nihilists' Corner is a celebration of the belief, the conviction that there is no basis for knowledge or truth or for any of the complex belief systems that humanity has built for itself. The site is the brainchild of Elishah Shapiro, a.k.a. the "Field Marshal", a LA area artist and would-be politician who made a bid for the presidency of the United States at the helm of the National Nihilist Party, and who more recently ran for the office of LA County Sheriff. The site contains many of his thoughts and impressions, as well as links to other noteworthy nihilist sites on the internet. <http://members.aol.com/nihilist01/corner.html>

SHLEMIEL, SHLEMAZEL, THE NET: A SHIDECH MADE IN HIMMEL

Ever wonder what Laverne and Shirley chanted before the theme song of their TV show? The Ariga web site has a page geared towards resolving this and other Yiddish expressions. The site contains a glossary of some common, and some not so common, Yiddish expressions as well as a description of the biblical or Cabalistic origins of the more esoteric and obscure entries. The page is an invaluable aid for any goyim who wonder why someone is a "mensch", or has "chutzpah", or perhaps what one is toasting to when one hoists a glass and says "le'chayim". Any websurfer who passes this site up would have to be "meshugeh ahf toit". Look it up. <http://www.ariga.com/yiddish.htm>

PUZZLES FOR THE AVID CONSUMER

This is an interesting concept. The site features puzzles that trade upon the commercial fascination of the American consumer. You can play the retail alphabet game, or name that slogan. We are sure that the information gathered from those who participate will be of great use to advertisers as a means of checking the effectiveness of their advertising slogans and programs. Along the way you can have some fun. We made it to level 10 of the brand unawareness game and scored five out of five at the easy level of name that slogan. <http://isy1.isy.vcu.edu/~jkatzen/consumer/>

THE PARANORMAL PROJECT

A self-proclaimed small site, the Paranormal Project hopes to grow into a place for the dissemination and discussion of the more obscure paranormal phenomena (like some are mainstream...). It intends to focus on some of the more bizarre aspects of the paranormal. A couple of the titles present now serve to illustrate their direction: Evil Clowns (terrestrial perverts or freaks from another dimension?) and Mothman (Neither moth nor man, this being terrorized the Ohio River Valley during 1966-67). Also peruse stories about teleportation, a most unconventional mode of transportation, along with links to other unusual sites. <http://tenthmuse.com/paranormal/>

URBAN LEGEND EXPOSED

Perhaps you've heard about kidney harvesters preying on unsuspecting business travelers or about the aircraft carrier refusing to give right-of-way to the lighthouse. These fabricated tales, typically passed on by word of mouth, chain letter or e-mail, are the stuff of urban legend, and fodder for Barbara's Tales of the Wooden Spoon. Alligators infesting the New York sewers? Not true, according to Barbara. Find out which legends are based in fact and which are simply folklore (no word on evil clowns...). Some interesting computer virus stories can also be found. <http://www.best.com/~bmikkels/spoons/spoon.shtml>

JURASSIC PARK ON THE WEB... AGAIN

What do you do if you're Steven Spielberg and your movie "Jurassic Park" made more than the gross national product of several third-world countries combined? The answer, obviously, is SEQUEL!!! To promote the upcoming "Lost World: Jurassic Park" movie, Universal Pictures has created a Web site full of Shockwave animations, sound bites (chomp!), stills, and other goodies from the movie. A particularly interesting section dedicated to InGen, Jurassic Park's fictional parent company, is presented as a bona fide corporate intranet, complete with employee handbooks and statements from management. The hype machine is screaming far louder than the T. rex is, so let the marketing begin! <http://www.lost-world.com/>

BORN ON A PIRATE SHIP

National Geographic's "Pirates" is an inviting diversion for the junior surfer set. As might be expected from a National Geographic production, the site features entertaining graphics, crisp writing, and solid information on a fabled scourge of the sea. Pirates hosts an interactive game, which, while maybe tame to the point of stupefying for the twitchy, trigger-fingered Nintendo set, does manage to communicate an amazing amount of information on the subject at hand in just a few pages. Links to other pirate sites, a bibliography, and a terrific tale about the infamous Blackbeard round out the Geographic's pirate harbor, a spot worth hoisting sail to. <http://www.nationalgeographic.com/kids/>

POP CULTURE EMPORIUM

Based on the book by Jack Mingo and the Berkeley Pop Culture Project, this attic of pop relics houses such things as the hula hoop, comics, Etch-a-Sketch, Beatniks, and Betty Boop. Discover the histories of the drive-in movie (from wrestling matches in the wide bench seats to scrunching up in tiny Japanese cars) and food emporia, how chewing gum originated from spruce resin and beeswax, and the changes in the humble pinball machine (from a couple of flippers to Whirlwind with a tornado to blow the ball around). These tempting trivial tidbits changed your lifestyle. <http://www.slip.net/~iceberg/wpc/wpc.htm>

A WEBMASTER'S GUIDE TO SEARCH ENGINES

Attention, webmasters and Web marketers! If you haven't visited A Webmaster's Guide to Search Engines, what are you waiting for? The more you know about search engines the more likely search engines will index your site the way you want it indexed, and the more often surfers will find pages you want to be found. Calafia Consulting has put together a dandy site devoted to this topic. You'll find an overview, descriptions of popular search engines, news, resources, and other things search-engine-ish. Did you know there's an easy way to use AltaVista to find out which Web sites link to yours? A few tips here could bring you kudos, cash, or who knows what else? <http://calafia.com/webmasters/>

SPRING INTERNET WORLD 97

Our intrepid reporter braved the crowds of this, the mother of Net conventions, and has this to say: Microsoft and Netscape had the largest exhibits, but the really funny thing was the way Microsoft and Netscape "partners" were distributed around the floor. Both giants had their little "partners" arrayed as a buffer between them. All these poor little satellite companies, each one limited to a single table or booth, face off as their supergiant masters stare at one another across the gulf. Fascinating, in a contempt-filled, sociological, bugs-under-the-microscope kind of way. <http://events.iworld.com/spring97/iw/>

IT'S OSCAR TIME, FOLKS

Yes, it's Academy Awards time again, and if you're anticipating the Oscar ceremonies so much that you can't stand the wait, a visit to the official Academy Awards Web site should reduce your blood pressure. There's a countdown of the number of days until the March 24 ceremony, contests to play, and trivia to pursue. You can even find out such minutiae as what attire the stars might be wearing, what famous people are writing for the show, and a complete list of feature films released in 1996 that were eligible for nomination. <http://www.oscar.com/>

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ONLINE TRAVEL


Click your mouse and see the world

TAKE A TOUR THROUGH LOUISIANA CUISINE...

That a respected chef of Cajun and Creole cuisine clearly explains both the steps in his recipes and the rationale behind each supplies reason enough to read further. But for him to place each recipe and its evolution into fascinating historical context makes this site nourishing in many more ways. Chef John Folse of New Orleans does all this with exerpts from his book, "The Evolution of Cajun and Creole Cuisine", as well as many renowned recipes. Start with the basics of making a roux or your own andouille sausage, then tackle such masterpieces as crawfish etouffee or seafood gumbo. Success is guaranteed by the clear directions. You can even order specialty ingredients directly online. <http://www.jfolse.com/>

...THEN DRIVE ON FOR TEXAS BBQ...

Texas just does everything on a larger scale than the rest of us and Texas cooking is no exception. With over 200 recipes in Grandma's Cookbook, an interactive area for exchanging tips with other foodies, a calendar of food events in Texas and monthly features on such Texan staples as cornbread and lemon meringue pie, this site captures the ol' Texan flavor in more ways than one. <http://www.texascooking.com/>

...ON THE CHISHOLM TRAIL

A group of volunteers have assembled a site commemorating the 130th birthday of the 220-mile wagon route from Kansas through Oklahoma to Texas named for the kindhearted trader, Jesse Chisholm. Obviously a labor of love, it's mostly text, with some bits of Americana like the Stephens County Historical Museum in Duncan, Oklahoma. It's worth a look if just because this is one of few sites to tell stories of the Wild West that speak of fairness and civility between the whites and Indians. <http://www.unicusnet.com/chisholmtrail130/>

HOW TO SEE THE WORLD ON $25 US A DAY

In 25 chapters, 80,000 words, and 120 illustrations comes How to See the World on $25 a Day or Less. Written by John Gregory, who has traveled in 35 countries on eight low-budget trips, this book also has tips, comments, and humor from travelers of every kind. A thoughtful and thought-provoking book presented with style on the Web, this is a good place to invest some time to get a different slant on the joys of experiencing other countries and cultures. <http://www.artoftravel.com/>

TRAVLANG'S WEB TRANSLATIONS

The Travlang on-line translation dictionary site allows the unilingual an easy means of translating their words and intentions from one language to another. Simply enter the chosen word and presto: a translation appears in the language selected. English, French, Dutch, German, Spanish and the ever-popular Esperanto are among the dozens of languages available for translation. By the way, the Travlang site is far more than just these piddling small dictionaries. It also has mapping/hotel/directions/general purpose travel data. It is, in fact, very handy indeed. <http://dictionaries.travlang.com/>

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FLOTSAM & JETSAM


Random acts of online reality

AIRCRAFT ARCHAEOLOGISTS SEEK EARHART EVIDENCE

The International Group for Historic Aircraft Recovery is dedicated to discovering, saving, and preserving rare and historic aircraft. The team currently seeks the remains of aviatrix Amelia Earhart and her navigator, Fred Noonan. <http://www.tighar.org/>

HOME AQUARIA AND FISH RESOURCE

This extensive archive provides a plethora of data regarding aquaria and their inhabitants, from freshwater to marine, from tropical to temperate. You'll find catalogues, a glossary, a FAQ, a searchable database, and good links. <http://www.actwin.com/fish/index.cgi>

NOT FOR COLLEGE STUDENTS ONLY

If you're a college student, are considering college, or work for one, this site may make your life easier, or at least more interesting. The College Club offers free online networking. You can look for a job, check out the local scene, visit the graffiti wall, or visit a matchmaker. <http://www.collegeclub.com/>

OPIE FOR $200, ALEX

Cut your teeth on Mayberry trivia at his site, which features a trivia contest based on "The Andy Griffith Show". Do you know how much Emma pays for her pills? <http://www.northst.com/mayberry.htm>

US SUPREME COURT DECISIONS

Roe v. Wade, Miranda v. Arizona, Reno v. ACLU - all the great ones, and several lesser decisions you've never heard of, reside at this searchable index of US Supreme Court decisions. <http://www.findlaw.com/casecode/supreme.html>

GRAND OLD FLAGS

So you're asea, and you see a ship pass by but you don't recognize the flags. Turn here for help. This site features just about all the world's flags, and that includes more than mere national banners. Check it out. <http://flags.mmcorp.com/>

CARTOON CAPTION CONTEST

Are you witty, but lack an outlet? Bursting with humor, but reward-free? Write the funniest caption for the cartoon of the week and you'll win something or other. Loads of other games are here, too. <http://www.game-land.com/games/funny/>

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SOFTWARE


Online related software notices and mini-reviews

HOTLINE FOR MACS, FOR NOW

The debate rages on even among Netsurfer's big bananas: is the Mac dead? Whether or not, it's still cool, and this little piece of software is further evidence. Hotline is Mac-only chat/file transfer (but not IRC or FTP) Net software that we got up and running in five minutes. It is designed to take advantage of the MacOS in ways Unix protocols cannot, and so is faster and more elegant. We were so impressed by Hotline Client, we downloaded the Hotline Server software and set up our own desktop server in ten minutes. Although still in beta testing, Hotline impresses even our jaded selves with an incredibly easy and useful interface. Windows versions are promised for eventual release. Anyone out there want us to run our Hotline server? Just say so. <http://netspace.net.au/~hinks/>

IF YOU MUST HAVE MORE SHAREWARE, LOOK HERE

Despite a flashing advertising banner that reminds us of sleazy roadside neon and the obnoxious pasting of text over adjacent, colored backgrounds, this site lives up to its billing. It is really a place for shareware junkies who must have their daily or weekly fix of programs from the try-before-you-buy market. You can find the usual operating systems here (minus UNIX flavors) along with the opportunity to sign-up for a weekly fix through Junkies News. Also check out the cool weekly reviews of shareware packages with downloading links. <http://www.sharewarejunkies.com/>

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ONLINE SERVICES


What's new with the commercial services

COMPUSERVE PROBLEMS

We have reached no conclusions as far as our problems shipping to CompuServe subscribers go. We have learned that some other e-mail e-zines ("Les Chroniques de Cyberie" and "Mr. Media", for example) don't get through to any CompuServers. We suspect it may have something to do with non-numeric e-mail addresses, but hundreds of experts (well, maybe one or two) are working hard (well, sporadically) to demystify the problem. COMMUNITY SERVICE

SAVE THOSE POP-TOP TABS, REALLY

Every once in a while, we're e-mailed an e-mail chain letter, requesting postcards for non-existent dying kids or some such false nonsense. That's what we thought was happening when we received a missive asking netizens to send pop tabs to a school in Illinois. We dug a bit, and it turns out the letter's true. To help teach his students about the Holocaust, teacher Kevin Daugherty wants them to collect six million pop-top tabs from soda cans. They're a bit behind, though, and he's requesting that you mail him any you might collect. It's a worthy, and surprisingly factual, project. Send your tabs to Students of Mahomet-Seymour Jr. High School, P.O. Box 560, 201 W. State Street, Mahomet, Illinois 61853, or for more info, e-mail Kevin at mailto:kdaugherty@ms.k12.il.us or visit the Web page. <http://www.ms.k12.il.us/msjh/holo.htm>

SEND THE CAT IN THE HAT A CARD, AND HE'LL BUY A BOOK

Random House Children's Publishing has launched a year-long celebration of the Cat in the Hat's 40th birthday, highlighted by an offer to help needy children learn to read. For each birthday card you send, Random House will donate a book to the National Center for Family Literacy. Children are encouraged to make their own cards and send them directly to The Cat in the Hat c/o Random House Children's Publishing, 201 East 50th Street, Mail Drop 30-1, New York, NY 10022. <http://www.randomhouse.com/seussville/birthday/>

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CORRECTIONS


What can we say? We goofed...

RETURN OF THE I-SLEUTH

A long time ago, on a Web page far, far away, we featured the Internet Sleuth, one of the first searchable indexes of searchable indices. It has its own URL now. May the search be with you. <http://www.isleuth.com/>

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CREDITS


Publisher: Arthur Bebak
Editor: Lawrence Nyveen
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