NETSURFER DIGEST

Thursday, May 22, 1997 - Volume 03, Issue 17


"More Signal, Less Noise"

SURFING SITES

Marking an Unhappy Anniversary
If You'll Ever Send a Press Release, Read This
How to Be a Proper Evil Overlord
The '90s, A to Z
Slainte!
Association for Religion and Intellectual Life
Hopping along the Net's Backbone
Disney Secrets
I Am NOT a Merry Klingon
Spumco? You Eeeediot!
The Wall of Sound Tackles Music
Great Cartoons
Come on and Sit a Spell
Roadkills-R-Us
Conk out

ONLINE TRAVEL

Lust to Wander?
La Grande Pomme
Planning a Mexican Vacation?
From Armchair to Airline

FLOTSAM & JETSAM

Banana Site with Real Appeal
I Searched the Whole Wide World
Lost and Found for People
Build an Empire in a Day
Mother of All Gaming Pages
A Lot More Than a Little Bit Country
Want a Job? Need an Employee?
Experts Are Us
Looking for an Architect?

CORRECTIONS

Acronyms, Anagrams, Abbreviations
Movies Bloopers Move

CONTACT INFORMATION

CREDITS


SURFING SITES


The best places to netsurf this week

MARKING AN UNHAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Eight years ago, the world watched developments in Tiananmen Square, wondering how they could possibly end gracefully. Within days, we knew it wouldn't end gracefully at all. Support Democracy in China's site has posted hundreds of photographs from Tiananmen's seven weeks of protest and the attack that crushed it. Text is rightfully sparse; the pictures speak eloquently for themselves. Expect more than the event's seminal image, that of the single man blocking a tank's advance. Reproduction isn't really crisp, but the images - not sanitized for your protection - are as deeply disturbing as they should be. The photos include graphic evidence of the outcome of confrontation between people and armored vehicles, people and fire, and people and more intimate weaponry. <http://www.christusrex.org/www1/sdc/tiananmen.html>

IF YOU'LL EVER SEND A PRESS RELEASE, READ THIS

The Internet Press Guild is a collection of Net journalists striving to promote fair reporting of the online world (some of us are members). One recently completed document posted at the organization's Web site deserves worldwide fanfare, for it will make easier the lives of Net journalists and the public relations flacks who feed them. "Care And Feeding of the Press" is a guide to sending out press releases, which range in scope from the simplest "Look at my site!" message sent to pressrm@netsurf.com to massive 50 kB tomes sent to every Steve, Rebecca, and Dan in the biz. Most of these recommendations apply to any e-mail, and just make good sense. We hope you take the time to read the page, for our sake and yours. <http://www.netpress.org/careandfeeding.html>

HOW TO BE A PROPER EVIL OVERLORD

Dr. No, the Emperor from Star Wars, the Joker - villains all, and all sharing another trait. They're all dead. This who's who of bad guys all bit the dust at the hands of their worst enemies, the good guys, because of their own stupidity. In an effort to prevent any other would-be conquerors from being hoisted on their respective petards, the Evil Overlord List has been set up to warn against some of the more glaring errors committed in the past. For instance, the list suggests potential doomsday devices should be properly grounded and up to code, with a computer system run by an OS completely incompatible with any Earth-based OS. (This means you, ID4 aliens. Undone by a PowerBook - the shame). This is handy information for anyone looking to take over the planet or wanting to produce the next Bond flick. <http://world.std.com/~olorin/peter_overlord.html>

THE '90S, A TO Z

A work in progress, alt.culture - the Web site - presents itself as a cutting edge encyclopedia of the soon-to-end 1990s. You can cruise the site via a search engine, two dozen or so pre-established categories, or with the autopilot, a slick little piece of entertainment that presents random bits from the decade's A to Z. It's got everything from toad-licking to Quentin Tarantino, as well as this interesting bit on the potential of the WWW to democratize distribution: "Entertainment conglomerates are predicated on ability to dominate limited record store, bookshelf, and newsstand space - commodities that are, in theory, infinite in cyberspace." Oh, by the way, the site originated as a promo for a book by the same name but, having joined forces with entertainment conglomerate Time Warner's Pathfinder site, alt.culture has become an entity and entry in its own right. <http://www.altculture.com/>

SLAINTE!

Spritzers are out. Single malts are in. Our preference is for Laphroaig but aggressive flavors of Scotland's distinctive single malt whiskies challenge the palate. The Malt Whisky File leads us through single malt lore, explaining why a barrel of Scottish whisky is unique even within its own distillery and how aficionados can actually appreciate a liquor whose perfume conjures visions of cowpat. We learn how casks influence definitively the taste of whiskey, bourbon, wine, sherry, brandy, and rum. The page on aging reveals what happens to the angel's share and why a cask's location changes the nature of its contents. Slainte. (It means cheers, and it's pronounced schlan-jer.) The Scotch Malt Whisky Society includes reviews and members may order limited bottlings File: <http://www.whiskyweb.com/jhb-maltfile/mainframe.html>
Society: <http://www.fujipub.com/scotchmalt/>

ASSOCIATION FOR RELIGION AND INTELLECTUAL LIFE

Atheists need not approach this site with predisposed emotion. The Association for Religion and Intellectual Life is a collection of discussional papers and research with an emphasis on the intellectual rather than the religious. From an intense discussion of Foucault's theory that the soul emerged from government's excess power over the body, to real-life discussions on WWII experiences, this site provides fascinating insight into the work of people who are leaders in their field. <http://www.aril.org/>

HOPPING ALONG THE NET'S BACKBONE

Net whitecaps hampering your surfing? Wanna know who to blame? The Internet Weather Report lists up-to-the-minute simple ping and traceroute results for the sixteen biggest backbone providers of Internet service as listed in InternetWorld magazine. You can also do a traceroute to your IP number directly to see where the bottlenecks in transmission speed are at that minute. Put together as a service/entertainment by Clear Ink, the site also offers a listserv should you want to delve deeper into the bandwidth topic. <http://www.internetweather.com/>

DISNEY SECRETS

We were thrilled to find a site devoted to the sleazy secrets of Disneyland. Are Mickey and his pals up to mischief? Not really - this site is a look behind the animatronic curtain. Correspondents ranging from Bill Nye, the Science Guy to former and current "cast members" (as Disney park employees are called) contribute trivia about Disney the man and Disney the empire. Did you know that Cinderella Castle contains an never-occupied apartment Walt was going to use for his family? Disney is apparently planning to allow a family to stay a night in the room as a 25th anniversary promotion. Sure, we're disappointed there's no dirt, but the info still holds fascination and insight into Walt's genius. <http://www.hiddenmickeys.org/Secrets.html>

I AM NOT A MERRY KLINGON

The Klingon Empire is no longer simply a construct of the late Gene Roddenberry's incredible imagination. No, this proud warrior race has made the first steps towards conquering ... the Internet. The Klingon Imperial Diplomatic Corps site threatens (and we do mean threatens!) to be one of the most complete compendia of Klingon legend and lore to appear on the Net. Websurfers willing to delve into the Klingonnaise will find convention information, links to other Klingon-related sites, and Klingon cultural information derived from the legends created for the Star Trek universe and from the imaginative minds of those commissioned to fill in the blanks that simply can't be explained in 46 minutes of television. "Engage!" Or, as Lt. Worf might say, "Move the ship forward or I'll remove your head and those of your loved ones". <http://www.klingon.org/>

SPUMCO? YOU EEEEDIOT!

Brought to you by the same folks that created the insightful, introverted, and introspective "Ren and Stimpy", the Spumco Web site is a colorful look at the creations and people behind the cult classic toon. The creators of the site even take time to poke a bit of good-natured fun at the trouble they had with the censors. Among the goodies to be found are a video by Bjork which features work by the Spumco gang of cartoonists and an on-line adaptation of the oddly-titled "Turtle Food Collector" comic book. Look for the NBC Peacock animations on the site, courtesy of Spumco and the NBC network. <http://www.spumco.com/>

THE WALL OF SOUND TACKLES MUSIC

The Wall of Sound is a good looking Web site that tackles the business of music CD reviews and artist interviews with a compact, professional modus operandi. Surfers with a slant towards new/alternative music will find plenty of information on the acts making today's charts, including song excerpts in RealAudio format, the current standings atop the accepted music charts, and biographies of such current sensations as Jewel, as well as golden oldies like James Taylor. A good, no-nonsense site for the straight scoop from the music biz. <http://www.wallofsound.com/>

GREAT CARTOONS

Cartoonist Sam Gross features various cartoonists (Callahan, Caldwell, Goff, Frascino, Long, Orachek) on his Web site, hoping to counter the limitations on emerging artists that push them into animation. Each day brings a new theme, and the quality of the work is world class. Taking advantage of the medium to both present and market work, the site also sells books, T-shirts, and coffee mugs. <http://obryan.com/10Laughs/>

COME ON AND SIT A SPELL

The Washboard Chronicle is the '90s interpretation of a downhome country newsletter. With recipes for Grandma's Bread, garden tips, how-to's on quaint hobbies like digging for antique bottles, reviews of folksy events like balloon fetivals and an article that defies classification (how to be a cheese connoisseur), the pages are worth a visit when you're hankerin' for that flannel and pudding kind of feeling. <http://www.spec.net/home/gorst/>

ROADKILLS-R-US

Not that anyone in their right mind would care that the Roadkills-R-Us Web site has officially seceded from the United States, but it has, complete with its own constitution, national anthem ("Back in the USOR"), and slick "Tread On Me" national flag. Of course it's inane, of course it's silly, but it's not nearly as surreal in concept as the now-dead (?) attempt Toys-R-Us made to close the site down for copyright infringement. If you need a quick giggle, take a tour of the Web's latest declared cybernation where the women are strong, the men pretty, and the animals flat. <http://www.rru.com/>

CONK OUT

Conk is just the spot for those who feel like conking out for a bit. The site features fun stuff, dumb jokes, adolescent message boards and chat rooms, dozens of daily comics and, for those who just can't loosen up, a newsstand with more than 60 newspapers and magazines from around the globe. While nothing knocked us out of our chair gasping for breath amidst gale-force laughter, we did get a giggle or two. The spot's uncluttered and fast, which is just as well 'cause otherwise it would be a real time waster. <http://conk.com/>

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ONLINE TRAVEL


Click your mouse and see the world

LUST TO WANDER?

Salon Wanderlust is an e-zine overflowing with sagas related to travel. You'll read articles brimming with phrases such as "the so-called Philosophy Cafe whose terrace spills invitingly onto the Place de la Bastille." You can also access Outahere, which lets you perform such travel-related tasks as booking tickets, researching your future wanderings for satisfying your lust, and so forth. Witty and useful. <http://www.salonmagazine.com/wanderlust/>

LA GRANDE POMME

Mais oui, c'est vrai! French culture is alive and well in New York, unless this nicely crafted Web site is fiction. For you francophiles who dwell in the Big Apple but long for a croissant, here's the place to become au courant about French movies, restaurants, travel, events, films, news, music, and more. French New York Online contains, as its tagline promises, "Everything That's Happening That's French In New York." <http://www.french-ny.com/>

PLANNING A MEXICAN VACATION?

If any Mexican cities appear on your vacation itineraries then look no further for information than the Mexico Travel Guide's Web site. Eleven of Mexico's most popular tourist sites are featured, complete with valuable travel information on hotels, bars, historical and archeological sites, and health information. An image map is used to navigate to the individual city entries for Cancun, Puerto Vallarta, and the other sun and sea spots. Donde esta la Web site? <http://www.go2mexico.com/>

FROM ARMCHAIR TO AIRLINE

Leisureplan Travel Guides guides you in steps as you plan your next vacation. Choose a spot from around the world, click through some slides, read about the regions and get useful tourist info, review the history and culture to pique your interest for sights to see, check the health and safety section and then search for a hotel to reserve right online. Nifty and painless, though not for real adventure or budget travelers. <http://www.leisureplan.com/LPI/bigdestinations.html>

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FLOTSAM & JETSAM


Random acts of online reality

BANANA SITE WITH REAL APPEAL

Bananas on the Web presents a database of bananas and banana labels of the world. You'll find bananas as art, a banana bulletin board, and the Encyclopedia Bananica. <http://zany.netaccess.co.nz/>

I SEARCHED THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

WorldPages says you'll find the world at their site, and with more than 112 million integrated white and yellow page listings from the US and Canada, along with another few million listings available via links to international directories, there's a good chance it's right. <http://www.worldpages.com/>

LOST AND FOUND FOR PEOPLE

The Seeker can put you on the right track to finding lost loves, biological parents, long-lost family members, and more. Special sections are devoted to searches for Native American relatives, genealogical roots, beneficiaries and military buddies. <http://www.the-seeker.com/>

BUILD AN EMPIRE IN A DAY

Earth:2025 is a free Web wargame that runs completely within your Web browser. Solaria Interactive has ported the board game experience to the Net with remarkable success. No software downloads, excellent help docs, and a growing set of players make this a must-see for gamers of all levels. <http://www.solariagames.com/>

MOTHER OF ALL GAMING PAGES

The Video Games Yellow Pages is an organized list of links with concise descriptions on all things gaming. You'll find info on games and platforms, as well as links to more news and - of course - demos, cheats, and download sites. <http://www.ugo.net/yellowpages/>

A LOT MORE THAN A LITTLE BIT COUNTRY

With artist bios, discographies, and song clips of some 200 country/western artists along with concert tour info, a chat area, and articles gathered from major news and entertainment publications, this is clearly the definitive site for fans of the fastest growing music genre in the US. <http://countrysong.com/>

WANT A JOB? NEED AN EMPLOYEE?

The Top 100 Electronic Recruiters Web page has a loooong title - and many links. Whether you're an HR manager seeking an employee, a job hunter looking for a position, or a third-party recruiter representing either of the former, this site's worth checking out. <http://www.interbiznet.com/eeri/>

EXPERTS ARE US

The Noble Directory of Experts is a searchable database that makes it easy to find, you guessed it, experts in a wide variety of fields. This site should prove primarily valuable to press, lawyers, and fact-checkers. <http://www.experts.com/>

LOOKING FOR AN ARCHITECT?

Stop by USArchitects, an index-based Web site that helps you locate the kind of architecture or design firm you're looking for in the US. Firms are arranged by size, region, and area of specialty. <http://www.usarchitects.com/>

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CORRECTIONS


What can we say? We goofed...

ACRONYMS, ANAGRAMS, ABBREVIATIONS

You know how sometimes you take painkillers and it makes you loopy? We really wish we could rely on that excuse, or some other one, for our brain lock, but we can't - at least not honestly. In the last NSD, we asked, "How many of you know the difference between an anagram and an abbreviation?" We meant to ask the difference between an acronym and an abbreviation, which on the whole, makes a more sensical question. For the record, an abbreviation is any shortening of a word or phrase (e.g. "ltd." or "USA"), an acronym is an abbreviation that forms a word ("radar" or "NATO"), and an anagram is a recombination of letters into words ("dog" and "God"). Thus, all acronyms are abbreviations, and anagrams have nothing to do with it. Now, where are those pills....

MOVIES BLOOPERS MOVE

In NSD 3.13, we let you know about a site that brought all kinds of movie errors to your attention. We also noted it was being renovated. Well, the union guys have left, taking their tarps and ladders with them, and the new site can be found here. <http://www2.aros.net/~davej/choice.html>

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CREDITS


Publisher: Arthur Bebak
Editor: Lawrence Nyveen
Production Manager: Bill Woodcock
Copy Editor: Elvi Dalgaard

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