NETSURFER DIGEST

Monday, June 30, 1997 - Volume 03, Issue 21


"More Signal, Less Noise"


BREAKING SURF

US Supreme Court: CDA and Other Opinions
Hong Kong
Independence Day II: We Invade Mars
Mathilde in the Sky
Microsoft, Mozart, and Mephistopheles

SURFING SITES

I Am the Very Model of a Heroine Barbarian
The Worst Web Pages Ever or Brilliant Satire?
The Ultimate Web Game for Celebrity Followers
Home Pages
Literary Gangster Slang
Dial 212 for Information
Gotta Love Snickers, European-style
Cheezy Humor
Young Conservative Pirates
So, Is God a Chick?
Webmaster Resources on the Web

ONLINE TRAVEL

Twenty-Four-Hour Hitchhiking Tales
Knowhere's Insider Info in the British Isles
For Americans Aimed Abroad
Great Big Travel Site
All About Asia
Sip and Surf across the Planet

FLOTSAM & JETSAM

Recipe Substitution Thesaurus
The Internet Freeloader
Mediazine Makes Multimedia Mundane
Antique Fishing Lures
Online Shopper's Guide to Online Merchants
Online Shopper's Guide to Offline Products

SOFTWARE

Document Publishing with Pure Java

CONTACT INFORMATION

BOOK REVIEWS

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

CREDITS


BREAKING SURF


Latest news from the online frontier

US SUPREME COURT: CDA AND OTHER OPINIONS

As expected, the US Supreme Court struck down the Communications Decency Act (CDA), affirming a previous ruling that it unconstitutionally violates free-speech rights protected by the First Amendment. The CDA had sought to restrict indecent material on the Internet, though it was never enforced. Furthermore, the court ruled that the Internet is not to be treated as a broadcast medium, but rather afforded the full constitutional protections that print enjoys. We want to take this opportunity to point you to the text of this Supreme Court decision, along with others. You'll find that the opinions are, perhaps surprisingly, more readable and full of common sense than might be expected from a bunch of lawyers. Even the ideological differences are grounded in genuinely held, finely argued positions. In a refreshing change from the influence and power lust rampaging through the halls of Congress, there are even occasional flashes of self restraint, as the Justices explicitly avoid exercising or expanding their already awesome power. CDA: <http://supct.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/96-511.cpanel.html>
Other Decisions: <http://supct.law.cornell.edu/supct/>

HONG KONG

The handover is imminent, so we looked around for relevant sites besides the PBS page we featured in NSD 3.19. Other big media treatments include Time's special issue and CNN's special online section featuring active message boards. Two native sites also deserve a visit. Channel A is a hip e-zine with content ranging from Chow Yun-Fat interviews to finding a job to daily interactive polls and message boards. China's official Hong Kong site is worth a peek at least for its visual design and a decent pictorial history of the region. Finally, get your fill of the usual anarchy in the <soc.culture.hongkong> newsgroup. That'll keep you plugged in. Time: <http://www.pathfinder.com/time/hongkong/special/index.html>
CNN: <http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9706/hk97/>
ChannelA: <http://www.channela.com/hk97/index.html>
China: <http://www.hongkong.com/>

INDEPENDENCE DAY II: WE INVADE MARS

While millions of Americans will be choking down hot dogs and inadvertently setting fire to their sisters with ill-advised fireworks (based on a true story!), an intricate lump of technology and airbags will hopefully be gauging its predicament on the Martian surface. Mars Pathfinder is scheduled to land July 4 and disgorge a rover - essentially a high-tech radio-controlled dune buggy - to roam the Martian surface. NASA has organized a list of mirror sites covering the event, which really is a big deal. You may even want to turn on a - gasp! - TV for this. <http://mpfwww.jpl.nasa.gov/>

MATHILDE IN THE SKY

The NEAR (Near Earth Asteroid Rendezvous) spacecraft kicked off a great space week with an asteroid flyby. It whizzed within 1200 km of 253 Mathilde, a large chunk of rock way the heck out there. Interesting features on the high resolution photos returned by the little robot included a huge gash about 19 km deep - nearly one third its diameter. Over 500 more images should be released over the next week. Neat. <http://sd-www.jhuapl.edu/NEAR/Mathilde/>

MICROSOFT, MOZART, AND MEPHISTOPHELES

Where do you want to go today? Straight to Hell, apparently. Dave Gingerich noted a recent Microsoft TV commercial: sublime choral music drifts through the background as the unseen user surfs through the Internet and Microsoft content using Internet Explorer. The commercial closes with the "Where do you..." slogan and a final, furious blast of music. As it turns out, the background music is Mozart's "Requiem". And the words to the music that plays while the slogan comes onscreen are "confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis...", which translates as "when the damned are confounded, and consigned to sharp flames...". Hope the upgrade to Purgatory isn't too pricy. <http://www.cse.ogi.edu/~kcclaess/Requiem/requiem.html>

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SURFING SITES


The best places to netsurf this week

I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A HEROINE BARBARIAN

Gilbert and Sullivan productions try to honor the pair's fine political and social satire by sprinkling the script with their own political and social commentary. In the same vein, this site plays on the masters' wickedly complex cadences and tongue-twisting lyrics and offers song parodies. Fortunately, you don't have to marshal much breath control to enjoy these droll adaptations. Cult TV and Internet insider subjects dominate, although one lyricist strikes a sweet but serious note about living with HIV and another adroitly mines the laugh-fest in doctoral studies. An absolutely-not-to-be-missed variant on "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" left us in stitches: an ode to the bountiful Xena, Warrior Princess, Mistress of the Loopy Historical Timeline and Defender of the Modern Idiom. <http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~valkyrie/parody/>

THE WORST WEB PAGES EVER OR BRILLIANT SATIRE?

They're ugly. The writing is sophomoric, the graphics abysmal, the music as irritating as spiders under the skin. Pages take days to load for no apparent reason. And when they crash Netscape, you tend to be grateful. The monstrous creation of one Hai Tran, an alleged high schooler from Bedford, Mich., the pages are solely for those veteran, steel-willed netsurfers capable of wading through a storm of psychotic pixels that present either one of the world's worst Web sites or a grand and amusing satire of the Web pages we weave. High five to Hai for this. <http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~tntran/>

THE ULTIMATE WEB GAME FOR CELEBRITY FOLLOWERS

How about investing in Martha Stewart, Fidel Castro, Saddam Hussein, Ellen DeGeneres, Cindy Crawford, John Kennedy Jr., and Vendela? You can with Rogue Market, a great mock-up of online trading services. Armed with information from market, portfolio, and trade listings, as well as indices such as "most active issues from the last trading day", you buy and sell shares of celebrities - basketball players, artists, financial wizards, and others often in the news. Register to get 10,000 free points (15,000 if you fill out a second marketing screen), et voila! You have "direct access to everything you need to start trading and profiting from the volatility of our popular culture." At last visit, awards for top traders were a T-shirt and hat, but the real reward is the fun, so go for it. <http://www.roguemarket.com/>

HOME PAGES

Among the millions of personal pages on the Web, there's a lot of good stuff to read or download. The hard part is finding it. Personal Web Pages highlights personal sites through its monthly Personal Best section, which (to our surprise, in view of the recent legal hubbub over this issue) uses links to frame other sites within its own. You'll find a nice selection of external pages here. Resource List, an archive of monthly "best" lists, categorizes personal sites as Diaries, Revealers, Witnesses, Obsessives, Free Spirits, or Ringmasters. Whether your page would conform to one of those categories or not, Tip Central has good tips for those who build or maintain personal Web pages. It's about time someone paid attention to the little guy (and gal). <http://personalweb.miningco.com/>

LITERARY GANGSTER SLANG

Befuddled by the hardcore gangster slang found in the detective novels of Raymond Chandler and Dashiell Hammett? Ever pondered the meaning of "soup job" (crack a safe with nitroglycerine), "Chicago overcoat" (coffin), or "century" ($100)? This large Net dictionary unravels such sentences as "The flim flammer jumped in the flivver and faded." (The swindler got in his Ford and left.) With a bibliography indicating in which works the words have been used, this site should soon have you talking like a natural. <http://www.vex.net/~buff/slang.html>

DIAL 212 FOR INFORMATION

Experienced netsurfers by now are completely used to - and bored by - Internet indices. A few main ones (you yahoos know which they are) dominate zillions of smaller ones. Presenting an alternative, 212.net has cast their hat into the Net index ring with a site featuring just a hint of attitude. The sites listed are grouped into several high-level categories, such as "fresh" (new stuff), "practical" (Net stuff) and "intellectual" (zines, e- or otherwise). The 212.net site, with its organized appearance and a listing of some of the Net's most interesting sites, is definitely not the worst thing to happen to the Net. Its almost snobby attitude and pick-your-own soundtrack certainly make it original. You'll either love it or hate it. <http://212.net/>

GOTTA LOVE SNICKERS, EUROPEAN-STYLE

Ah, the chocolate, the peanuts, the nougat, and the caramel. No, this isn't an endorsement for the popular candy (which, by the way, we do like a lot). It's just a review of a tasty Web site that leads us to the conclusion that this candy, or at least the site's webmaster, is inherently cool. Somehow this site manages to cover Snickers recipes, peanut trivia, and World Cup Soccer in one fell swoop. Did you know that peanuts aren't nuts at all - they're legumes? Fancy that. <http://www.euro.snickers.com/>

CHEEZY HUMOR

Tired? Bored? Angry? Certain that the universe is a cold inhospitable place designed for the sole purpose of hounding you and yours out of existence? Well, the CyberCheeze Humor site is a very good remedy for the existential blahs that plague you at home and in the workplace. CyberCheeze distinguishes itself as a humor archive in many ways, such as making original cartoon art as well as any of the site's jokes available by e-mail, so that instead of simply laughing yourself silly, you can also harness the awesome power of the Internet to irritate your friends. Laugh it up, netizen. <http://www.cybercheeze.com/>

YOUNG CONSERVATIVE PIRATES

Frustrated that universities and society are giving the grunge generation a raw deal, the scurvy dogs at Jolly Roger have designed a site passionate to reinstate the great books in college reading curricula and to inspire intellectual and literary development and learning. Though liberally sprinkled with "Ahoy there" and "Argrhrgrh, me fearless maties", it's a clever, enthusiastic flagship of the "Grungeservative Renaissance" which asks you to walk the plank if you are meek of mind. The 222 pearls of wisdom were insightful ("Mediocrity lusts after administration positions"), and the entire text is worthy of a look, if only to marvel at the fervor of youth. <http://jollyroger.com/beaconway/jollyroger.html>

SO, IS GOD A CHICK?

To the accompanying Stone Roses song exclaiming "the messiah is my sister", this site declares the "obvious" conclusion, according to various passages in the Bible, that God is in fact a woman. You'll be baffled (or not) by conflicting evidence - Jesus was a woman because she/he had long hair in pictures (what about the beard?), Judas Iscariot kissed her/him, and that she/he avoided calling Mary "Mother". Also, while called the Son of God (and therefore God is a woman), Jesus never actually claimed to be a son. Go drown yourself in religious drama. This site certainly challenges assumptions about the Bible and has a great little shot of transgender animation. <http://members.aol.com/softcd/index.html>

WEBMASTER RESOURCES ON THE WEB

These resources are served up with a healthy side dish of many, many reminders about the sponsor's link checker and site mapper product, but are useful nonetheless. This site is a link junkie's heaven, with dozens of text links to computer industry publications, trade shows, conferences and resources for Webmasters. There are also links for ad brokers, localization and translation services, marketing and business publications, and Web training companies. Oh, did we mention the sponsor has a link checker and site mapper product? <http://www.elsop.com/linkscan/>

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ONLINE TRAVEL


Click your mouse and see the world

TWENTY-FOUR-HOUR HITCHHIKING TALES

Three charity hitchhikes have been held to sponsor Children in Need, and each has spawned some great hitchhiking stories. With almost minute by minute descriptions, you can trace the disasters and adventures of young Howell as he tries to make it as far from Manchester as possible within 24 hours, though sometimes the 24 hours stretch into days. Discover the benefits (learning local gossip) and the pitfalls (getting stuck on a side road) of hitchhiking and look at many pictures of travelers who wear the same outfits and the same expressions of nonchalance day in and day out. <http://www.hideaway.demon.co.uk/hitch/>

KNOWHERE'S INSIDER INFO IN THE BRITISH ISLES

The Knowhere Guide features snippets of information on more than 500 towns in the British Isles. Standard information on spots include the best of clubs, clothes, record stores, skateboard and bike shops... you get the idea. Opinionated and streetwise, the tips come from Knowhere's own users. Anyone can and is encouraged to post their own tips on the towns. Message boards are available for each town, if you want to touch base with a local or a recent visitor. All in all, a princely site for those who want something more than the standard travel guide insight. <http://www.knowhere.co.uk/>

FOR AMERICANS AIMED ABROAD

If you're going abroad, check out Travel Document Systems (TDS) before you go. You're bound to learn something. The main dish here is coverage of entry and visa requirements for US citizens and permanent residents, including embassy information and online visa application forms. TDS works with the US Passport Agency and foreign embassies to cut red tape. This is the place to visit if you're in a rush for a passport or passport renewal or amendment. You'll also find a wealth of travel lore: maps, basic geographic and demographic facts, cultural and economic background, health advisories, and other easy-to-access information you might spend hours looking up in almanacs and print guides in a library. Remember that report you had to write in a hurry in seventh grade? You would have loved TDS. You might still, in a bureaucratic pinch. <http://www.traveldocs.com/>

GREAT BIG TRAVEL SITE

Was any industry ever more eager to embrace the Web than travel? Even if you've already bookmarked travel megasites, you may want to bookmark Travelfacts. Your itinerary: an online auction, feature stories, a sweepstakes (keep those surfers surfing...), a destination of the month, e-mail access to a local travel agent, chat rooms (sparsely populated when we dropped by), links (nicely and lovingly done), a cruise guide, and the main attraction, a travel guide that focuses on the Caribbean and Alaska. The prose is pure brochure, but every destination has plenty of it - a calendar of events, history, side trips, maps, sports, beaches and hotel, dining, shopping, and activities guides and photos and beaches, beaches, and hey, we want to go! <http://www.travelfacts.com/>

ALL ABOUT ASIA

Designed with K-12 (Kindergarten through 12th grade) students and teachers in mind, this nicely arranged site brings Asia closer to home, all the while making the subject matter interesting and accessible. Kids can hook up with an e-pal, engage in Asian-inspired activities, and keep in touch with what's new in this fascinating part of the world. <http://www.askasia.org/>

SIP AND SURF ACROSS THE PLANET

With more than 1,000 listings in 63 countries, the Internet Cafe Guide is just the thing to keep digital road warriors at cruising speed. The site offers address, phone number, and URL/e-mail addresses for many of the Internet cafes listed and, on occasion, hourly costs for sitting, sipping, and surfing. <http://www.netcafeguide.com/>

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FLOTSAM & JETSAM


Random acts of online reality

RECIPE SUBSTITUTION THESAURUS

While there's no real substitute for a good hot pepper, you can swap dodgy blood sausage for morcilla or replace recipe ingredients with low calorie, inexpensive, easier to find substitutes. This is a fine resource for those with a limited kitchen or wallet. <http://www.northcoast.com/~alden/cookhome.html>

THE INTERNET FREELOADER

There's a lot of free stuff available on the Net, from T-shirts to mouse pads to a turn-of-the-century New England barn. If you wanna grab some for yourself, consult this page for links to and descriptions of gratis goods out there for the taking. <http://members.tripod.com/~forfree/home.htm>

MEDIAZINE MAKES MULTIMEDIA MUNDANE

Anyone looking to understand the multimedia circus of the Net might consider the Mediazine site and its technology news, software tutorials and reviews, and project and resource management fundamentals. <http://www.mediazine.com/>

ANTIQUE FISHING LURES

Every once in a while, we see something so arcane that even though it's of interest to maybe one or two of our hundreds of thousands of readers, we'll feature it. Here ya go. <http://www.antiquelures.com/>

ONLINE SHOPPER'S GUIDE TO ONLINE MERCHANTS

The BizRate Guide lets you search for reliable and trustworthy merchants rather than products. Featuring over 160 Internet sellers, the site lets users search for merchants based on their own preferences. <http://www.bizrate.com/>

ONLINE SHOPPER'S GUIDE TO OFFLINE PRODUCTS

OK, so you know who you'll buy from. But what to buy? Check this site out for some helpful clues on buying the right product in any category. Until Consumer Reports decides to leave its AOL/CompuServe cocoons, this will be useful. <http://www.compare.net/>

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SOFTWARE


Online related software notices and mini-reviews

DOCUMENT PUBLISHING WITH PURE JAVA

The promise of publishing large documents with original text formatting and content intact in sizes more compact than the current PDF standard is being touted by J.Stream in their J.Press Document format (JPD). Read notes about it, view a not-quite-ready-for-prime-time sample and download a pre-alpha version of their Macintosh WiredWrite composition application. They are still working on the Windows version. It is certified as 100% pure Java in its presentation output, and it seems like a cool idea. <http://www.jstream.com/>

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CREDITS


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Editor: Lawrence Nyveen
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