NETSURFER DIGEST

Monday, August 25, 1997 - Volume 03, Issue 27


"More Signal, Less Noise"


BREAKING SURF

Mir Space Station Sites
ArtFest Brings Best of Public Radio To Your Computer
National Enquirer's Hidden Online Secrets: Sizzling Love Elvis

SURFING SITES

Studies in Intelligence: UFO Spooks 'n Kooks
PDQ Bach: If It Ain't Baroque, Don't Fix It
What's The Big Meme?
No Place for a Woman: The Family in Film Noir
Alone with your computer?
Ambit: The Ambitious Designed Web Waystation
Internet Writing Journal: The Who, What, Where, When, and How of Writing
A Prince Of A Guy
Darkness on the Edge of Town: Type V for Vampire
The Advertising Graveyard Awaits Mr. Jenkins
Elvis, Still Undead
Global Gambling Guide Gets Glanced. At.
Hot Diggity Dog! Hot Dog
Cookie Recipe Web
Sonar Map: Melody Means Nothing, Coffe = Apocalypse

ONLINE TRAVEL

Viva Las Vegas
An Alaskan List That Won't Leave You Cold

FLOTSAM & JETSAM

The Professional Cartoonists Index
Dollhouse Hobbyists Find a Tiny Home on the Web
Backgammon Online via Windows
Tutor2000 Matches Students With Tutors
Standard for Web Robot Guidence Needs Your Input
Sea Monkey Worship Page
Bibliography on Women in Byzantium

SOFTWARE

Netscape Netcaster Push Product in Latest Communicator
XML for HTML Junkies

CONTACT INFORMATION

BOOK REVIEWS

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

CREDITS


BREAKING SURF


Latest news from the online frontier

MIR SPACE STATION SITES

On the eve of the spacewalk to repair the Mir we thought you might be interested in a couple of Mir sites. Maximov Online hosts a good Mir background site which, aside from the latest news updates has interesting information about the design of the station, research conducted there, and its history. There's also a good links section pointing to everything from the NASA Shuttle-Mir site to the Russian Space Forces pages. One of the links is MIRNEWS, a set of reports produced by Chris v.d. Berg out of the Netherlands. He gets his info "by monitoring radio frequencies used by spacecraft, tracking ships and Russian broadcast stations and other sources". If you're looking for Mir news unfiltered by the usual media fog, this is your best source for detailed and sometimes quite technical information. We highly recommend MIRNEWS to all space affectionados. Maximov Online: <http://www.maximov.com/Mir/mir2.html>
MIRNEWS: <http://infothuis.nl/muurkrant/mirmain.html>

ARTFEST BRINGS BEST OF PUBLIC RADIO TO YOUR COMPUTER

ArtFest just launched as an ongoing RealAudio art festival featuring some of the best programs from public broadcasting stations in the United States. The performances will include Mountain Stage with live performances by the Counting Crows, Shawn Colvin, and Sheryl Crow, Garrison Keillor discovering what it takes to be a real Minnesotan, a glimpse into the Los Angeles theater scene with Lauren Bacall, Jerry Stiller, Julie Kavner and Walter Matthau; jazz from clubs in New Orleans, comedy from coast to coast, and a cowboy poetry festival from Boulder, Colorado. The program runs through September 1. <http://artsfest.org/>

NATIONAL ENQUIRER'S HIDDEN ONLINE SECRETS: SIZZLING LOVE ELVIS

That would be about the right headline to describe this venerable tabloid which finally hit the web. The current issue has the requisite Elvis stories, although "How Elvis Really Died" completely covers up the well known UFO connection and "Lisa Marie to Wed Michael Again" makes no mention of the mysterious chimp hair incident. Used to be that celebrities had a love/hate relationship with the tabloid, hating the coverage but knowing that if they were not in the Enquirer their career was pretty much belly up at a maggot convention. Given the psychic connections at the Enquirer (of course the Psychic Friends Network is running a banner ad), this must mean that Dan "Grizzly Adams" Haggerty's career is about to take off. He, along with model Emme, grace the rather wimpy Celebrity Forum. Best features: Jenny Craig tells us that excessive sweating can be unhealthy and tells you what you can do about fat knees. We, of course, love/hate it all. <http://www.nationalenquirer.com/>

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SURFING SITES


The best places to netsurf this week

STUDIES IN INTELLIGENCE: UFO SPOOKS 'N KOOKS

Once again a glazed-eye conspiracy theory - government cover-ups of UFO activity - proves true, sort of. The semiannual 1997 edition of Studies in Intelligence (declassified version) features an article entitled "A Die-Hard Issue: CIA's Role in the Study of UFOs, 1947-1990". It turns out that the feds were indeed engaged in some serious fibbing when it came to UFOs, but to cover up the existence of spycraft, not spacecraft. According to the study, "over half of all UFO reports from the late 1950s through the 1960s were accounted for by manned reconnaissance flights (namely the U-2) over the United States". The rest of the paper dryly details more history, which, at times, reads like farce - CIA operatives' valiant attempts to convince UFOlogists that the Agency has nothing to hide only makes things worse. Why would anyone try so hard if they didn't have anything to hide? For that matter, why go to the trouble to publish an alleged history, eh? This is a CIA publication, after all. <http://www.odci.gov/csi/studies/97unclas/ufo.html>

PDQ BACH: IF IT AIN'T BAROQUE, DON'T FIX IT

Before Spinal Tap made its first comeback, about the time three sopranos became the three tenors, music professor Peter Schickele began channelling the spirit of baroque composer PDQ Bach (1807-1742?). Ignored by his parents, the youngest Bach's professional obscurity grew in direct proportion to his professional output. Thanks to Prof. Schickele, though, PDQ Bach's music lives again, and we can still thrill to his compositions for rapper and harpsichord, nose flute, windbreaker, slide whistle and bicycle. We can delight in his Minuet Militaire, Oedipus Tex, Pervertimento for bagpipes, and ballet in one selfless act. You can't fully appreciate PDQ Bach outside a concert hall, but this page still drew laughs, offering everything you want to know (and more) about this Bach offspring, including a mercifully brief biography, a complete and very droll listing of his works, and a full discography. <http://www.presser.com/pdqbach.html>

WHAT'S THE BIG MEME?

Here's an idea - don't talk ideas, but memes, those terribly au courant little buggers that are to our minds and culture what genes are to our biology. Ideas are good or bad - memes, on the other hand, mutate, infect and survive. It's Darwin applied to culture and it all makes for an interesting brew of, er, memes. Meme Central explains a bit about memes, offers loads of meme links, and, more to the point, promotes "Viruses of the Mind", a book on memes penned by Richard Brodie. Brodie used to swap memes with a guy named Gates and authored MS Word. Might not be a bad place to pick up an infection. <http://www.brodietech.com/rbrodie/meme.htm>

NO PLACE FOR A WOMAN: THE FAMILY IN FILM NOIR

Most discussion about film noir centers on cinematography or the archetypal antiheroes who populate its frames. Less obviously archetypal - but no less integral - in film noir are the women who often drive the doomed action or offer succor to their world weary men. Fans of noir will enjoy John Blaser's essays on the genre. Entertaining and plausible throughout, the essays strike just the right note - scholarly but not pretentious. Fronted by a lengthy piece called "No place for a woman", Blaser's analysis revolves mostly around the women and motivations in some of noir's most famous films. His catalog of images isn't extensive, but it does include several of those campily lurid movie posters that so often personified evil in a smoldering female form or exemplified ambiguous morality in a snap-brim fedora. Stick with the reading and occasional sound files to come away with an appreciation of an often overlooked element in film noir. <http://www.obs.net/Noir/noir-toc.html>

ALONE WITH YOUR COMPUTER?

Not cheerful but necessary, Flying Solo is a resource site for people going through divorce and separation as well as how to handle the issues of elderly or disabled parents. For a moderate membership fee, you gain access to much more information, a biweekly newsletter and discounts on their media library of books, tapes and videos. <http://www.flyingsolo.com/>

AMBIT: THE AMBITIOUS DESIGNED WEB WAYSTATION

As useful, entertaining and varied as Ambit's content is - and it is vastly useful, entertaining and varied - content is not the reason to visit this site. Instead, you should go for the sheer joy and inventiveness of Ambit's design; the content, featuring a hodge-podge of material ranging from web search engines, online greeting cards, weather sites, TV links, e-zines, and web cams, is just a huge bonus. Make sure your speakers are turned on because Ambit's infectious and entirely original spirit welcomes you right away courtesy of a plugin. This toe-tapping Web location is the only one that has ever tempted us to dance while online - truly. Designer Brickman is a Web professional, and Ambit couldn't be a better testament to his skills. We bet he's great fun to work with, too. [ As far as we know, our reviewer is not looking for a job with Ambit. As far as we know... - AB ] <http://www.ambitweb.com/>

INTERNET WRITING JOURNAL: THE WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHEN, AND HOW OF WRITING

This nifty writers resource is devoted to info about and for publishers, editors and writers. You get writers' guidelines, writing-related news, access to message boards, and job listings, and articles on all types of writing and editing. A recent edition of The Internet Writing Journal, for example, included articles on topics ranging from e-mail's safety to helping children become writers in the computer age, to the "secret of writing a great play." Wannabe Shakespeares, click here. <http://www.writerswrite.com/journal/>

A PRINCE OF A GUY

The Artist Currently Known by Some Vaguely Egyptian-Looking Scribble proves himself a nice guy. Back in 1996 The Artist Formerly Known by Only One Name Sort of Like Madonna established Love 4 One Another, a charitable foundation established to assist children and folks in need of medical attention. The Love 4 One Another website offers some vague details on the organization's work and philosophy, chat rooms for fans and current news on The Artist Currently Known by Some Vaguely Egyptian-Looking Scribble Whose True Pronunciation is DogBoy. The site also offers a hybrid of numbers and words that is 2 irritating 4 either. That noted, the news reports on, what the heck, Prince, thou are oft times hilarious and if Love 4 One Another spreads his wealth, more power to him. <http://love4oneanother.com/>

DARKNESS ON THE EDGE OF TOWN: TYPE V FOR VAMPIRE

Darkness on the Edge of Town is probably where vampires surf during the day, while they rest in their coffins and browse the screens of their eyelids. The introduction, which includes a boy-are-you-a-sucker laugh in audio, is designed to turn away all but lovers of horror flicks. This site is pretty much just a collection of links to other ghoulish sites, but if you're convinced that you're genetically disposed to consumption of blood or macabre activities, this bat haven's for you. At last visit, the guestbook, "See Who's Been Drained," listed luminaries such as "The Dark Prince Bloodmoon of the clan Bloodmoon," "A demon of the nite who is unseen and un heard," "Azogoth creature of the night," "Vampire" (a feeble-minded neophyte, perhaps?), "SLAYER," and "Legeia." We were a bit surprised to find a banner ad for Pacific Coast Down Comforters & Pillows here, but maybe teenagers with bucks to blow love this chillout burb. You never know, do you? Poor souls who wander in by mistake can escape through links to automotive, environmental, beer, wildlife, or other, mainstreamish pages. <http://home.interhop.net/~ve3aqh/dark.htm>

THE ADVERTISING GRAVEYARD AWAITS MR. JENKINS

Seems like the most entertaining ads are the ones you never see. Adman from the dark side Jeffrey Zeldman presents his version of the living dead at the Advertising Graveyard, wherein axed ads are goulishly displayed. Funny, tasteless, sometimes simply ludicrous, Zeldman's collection leaves little to the imagination as to why some ad campaigns make it and others die before their time. After services at the Graveyard, pop over to Mr. Jenkins Last Martini, the web's "first alcoholic haiku contest" honoring that cryptic, gin-swilling poster boy Mr. Jenkins. We quote:
I remember gin
Juniper dreams floated high
How it made me hork.
<http://www.zeldman.com/ad.html>

ELVIS, STILL UNDEAD

Elvis himself speaks on his death, his life, his soul. Others speak on his history, his mother, his performances. There's the Elvis Trivia Game, the Elvis Daily Update (what Elvis did on this date in history), and a RealAudio collection of Elvis' greatest songs. Despite 20 year and counting since his death, Elvis shows no sign of slowing down. <http://www.elvispresleyonline.com/>

GLOBAL GAMBLING GUIDE GETS GLANCED. AT.

Gambling.Com may well be the definitive site for gamblers. A banner on this site proclaims it "The Global Gambling Guide." Casinos, cards, horse racing, sports betting, lotteries, bingo, games, online betting, slots - it seems to cover just about every aspect of financial risk-taking except real estate and Wall Street. It even has its own currency, the ludo, for interactive play. Winners and losers can take time out with classified ads and contests, or rate other gambling sites. There are a wealth of linked banner ads to whisk you away to new ventures. Of course, there's a mailing list, too. Forums are in the works. The FAQ requests that you enter through the home page rather than a bookmarked page "so that you can be allocated Ludos and Votes by the computer." By George, a home page that could become addictive! <http://www.gambling.com/>

HOT DIGGITY DOG! HOT DOG

Well, gosh gee whiz, Gomer, how did the world live so long without the Hot Dog Page, huh? You get to participate in the Best Hot Dogs in the World Contest, and read the grease (er, uh, we mean dirt, no, make that "scoop") on users' top-dog favorite hot dogs and restaurants. It's sorta useful, sorta sarcastic, and a whole bunful of fun. <http://www.xroads.com/~tcs/hotdog/hotdog.html>

COOKIE RECIPE WEB

Yum. If you're on a diet, don't go here. The Cookie Recipe Web site offers a dangerously delicious variety of those sweet creations. From almond squares to brownies to Chinese chews, through an enticing selection of chocolate-enhanced goodies, to the temptation hiding in petit fours, toffee bars, white-chocolate macademia bars, Chedder, Norweigan Yarlsburger, White Stilton, Brie, Roquefort ... ooops, wrong sketch!. It's to die for (just pretend you've never heard of fat grams and cholesterol levels). <http://www.CookieRecipe.com/>

SONAR MAP: MELODY MEANS NOTHING, COFFE = APOCALYPSE

For those with a penchant for experimental music, acid green text with lipstick red highlights might seem par for the course. The Sonar Map e-zine devotes itself to such topics as "The Denial of Disco" and the "Barbaric Nature of Free Improv Music". Least you think this site is only about sound consider reading the non-caffinated musings of a refugee from behind the espresso counter, "The More Coffee ... The Sooner the Apocalypse". Somewhat more artistically interesting is the work of Steve Smith, a stamp artist who subverts snail mail by decorating it with artsy faux stamps next to the real ones. It's all quite earnest and mildly diverting, good browsing while you're waiting for something else to download. <http://www.efn.org/~eleg_sci/sonarmap.html>

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ONLINE TRAVEL


Click your mouse and see the world

VIVA LAS VEGAS

Who would have thought that an institution financed with tax dollars could crank out an actual useful web site. As it happens the Las Vegas Convention and Visitor Authority, funded by the steep 9% hotel room sales tax, did just that. One of the best features is an excellent searchable entertainment calendar, indispensable for looking up contact information to book tickets ahead of time. There's a terse accommodation guide with links to the individual hotel sites and an equally terse gaming guide which throws a paragraph or two your way about the casino games. A guide to upcoming tournaments is also available, listing poker, blackjack and innumerable slot tournaments. More useful is the listing of tours, parks, and attractions around Vegas, consisting mostly of some spectacular wilderness areas and the amazing Hoover Dam. Naturally there's also a restaurant guide, and even a section on weddings. Good resource to plan your trip. <http://www.lasvegas24hours.com/>

AN ALASKAN LIST THAT WON'T LEAVE YOU COLD

Alaskan.com has put together a really big list of resources about the biggest state. You want mobile home repairs? They got it. A rock climbing gym? Yup. Also addresses and phones for big game hunting guides, boat charters, bed and breakfasts and more, many with pictures. Plus pages of geographical, historical, and cultural data. There's even a search engine to find specific info about each of hundreds of small communities. If you have any questions about the far north, I'd start here. Oh, yeah, they're also prominently sponsored by the legendary Poop Moose. <http://www.alaskan.com/>

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FLOTSAM & JETSAM


Random acts of online reality

THE PROFESSIONAL CARTOONISTS INDEX

Daily updating cartoons from twenty seven top newspaper editorial cartoonists. Lot's and lot's of cartoon links, cartooning news, and editorial issues. Even a caption contest. A top notch site in general. <http://www.cagle.com/>

DOLLHOUSE HOBBYISTS FIND A TINY HOME ON THE WEB

Homespun crafters always seem willing to share information and resources. Dollhouse Central brings that generosity to the Web, offering a clearinghouse of links and a growing archive of advice for new and expert miniaturists. A miniature fabric shop is apparently the first project in a new photo album, and its annotation is an amusing illustration of thematic inventiveness. <http://www.worldramp.net/~wandy/dollcent.htm>

BACKGAMMON ONLINE VIA WINDOWS

GamesGrid Backgammon runs under Windows and connects to a Net server on a PSINet backbone. It features customizable 3D boards, sound effects, chat facilities for players and watchers, and an easy to use GUI. It costs a steep $9.95/month though. <http://www.cyberarts.com/>

TUTOR2000 MATCHES STUDENTS WITH TUTORS

Pretty simple premise. Choose your location, choose what you want your kid to be tutored in, hit the button, and up comes a list of names with resumes/credentials attached. Naturally, tutors can also register here. <http://www.tutor2000.com/>

STANDARD FOR WEB ROBOT GUIDENCE NEEDS YOUR INPUT

The Standard for Robot Guidance is a new project to address the needs of web robots and needs of the sites they visit, finalizing the existing draft standards into an RFC. Of interest to robot and crawler writers. This will replace the informal Robot Exclusion spec. <http://www.botspot.com/robotguidance/>

SEA MONKEY WORSHIP PAGE

Bad Sea Monkey Poetry, Sea Monkey Hypnotism, the aquatic ape theory, experiments with brine shrimp, The Sea Monkeys and their music, Sea Monkey Wall O'Grief, Halloween Sea Monkeys, Puddles the Sea Monkey, Sea Monkeys on Holiday ... need we go on? <http://users.uniserve.com/~sbarclay/seamonk.htm>

BIBLIOGRAPHY ON WOMEN IN BYZANTIUM

Looks like an exhaustive list of primary and secondary historical sources about women in Byzantium. For example: "The Correspondence of Princess Irene Eulogia", "Ibn al-Jazzar on Women's Diseases and Their Treatment", the vitae of women saints, "The Female Transvestite in early Monasticism: the Origin and Development of a Motif", "La Femme et le cheval du XIIeme siecles". <http://www.wooster.edu/Art/wb.html>

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SOFTWARE


Online related software notices and mini-reviews

NETSCAPE NETCASTER PUSH PRODUCT IN LATEST COMMUNICATOR

This software is Netscape's contribution to the Push wars, an implementation of a push standard to enable your machine to grab web sites and store them offline for later reading. Netcaster is now available as part of Communicator 4.02 for Windows 95 and Windows NT users. There's an FAQ and a link for developers who want to set up push channels. <http://home.netscape.com/comprod/products/communicator/netcaster.html>

XML FOR HTML JUNKIES

If you're one of many Web developers and analysts who believe the future of HTML, the markup language of the Web, is in trouble because of its limitations, you might want to bookmark a reference site called XML, the Extensible Markup Language. Under development by the World Wide Web Consortium (the folks behind the growing movement from HTML 3.0 to the more versatile version 4.0), XML is a less complex version of SGML (Standard Generalized Markup Language), which is also the parent of HTML. (Love development, love acronyms.) This site is likely to be seminal in the infancy of XML. It has a solid selection of links to specifications, work in progress, articles, seminars, document definition types (DTDs) for chemical and mathematical markup, and external links to XML documentation at Microsoft and elsewhere. Long-range Web planners will want to start here. <http://www.jtauber.com/xml/>

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