NETSURFER DIGEST

Wednesday, November 26, 1997 - Volume 03, Issue 38


"More Signal, Less Noise"


SURFING SITES

Mummies, Step by Step
There's Magic in the Web of It
The Zodiac Killer
A New Utopia, or an Old Oceania?
He Who Sells the Most, Wins
Classic Games for People without Tangible Friends
Fish Stick Fantasy
Hyperactive Kid Seeks Stuffed Tiger
Imagining the Dark
Fool Your Boss While You Surf
Want2Buy? Try Whats4Sale
Shopping, Above the Ozone Layer and Below

ONLINE TRAVEL

New York City, from Camelot to Liberty
Viet Nam Slide Show
Virtual Melbourne
Western Oz
India, Daily
Kodiak Island

FLOTSAM & JETSAM

Ugly Lamp Contest
Gap Pride
What Day Does It Feel Like?
How Programmers Hunt Elephants
Wet Your Wiffle
Remember Blisterine, Ajerx, and Slopicana?
PI Tech
Antiques and Collectibles Resource
Peek at an Investor's Diary

CORRECTIONS

Did Your Initial NSD Look Like Crap?

CONTACT INFORMATION

BOOK REVIEWS

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

CREDITS


SURFING SITES


The best places to netsurf this week

MUMMIES, STEP BY STEP

Free of the usual romantic rhetoric, this handsome site explains just who and what mummies are, why and how they were made, and the rituals that surrounded them. Start with an overview of how climate and soil produce natural mummies, and how embalmers set about mimicking the effect in meso-America and Egypt. Finish with a look at sarcophagi and funeral processions. The site even traces changes in practices over dynastic Egypt's 3000-year history, including the influences of later Greek and Roman occupiers. Throughout, the site is smart and efficient, its well written text illustrated effectively by well chosen photos. Ever perverse, we so admired its leanness that we wished there was more. <http://members.aol.com/mumifyddog/whatis.html>

THERE'S MAGIC IN THE WEB OF IT

If you like it when David Copperfield asks you to put your finger on the TV screen or when Penn and Teller (well, really just Penn) tells you to tape some three-of-clubs-revealing video, then Trendy Interactive Magic is the site for you. Of course, if you just do it for Copperfield's (or Teller's) sex appeal, then there's not much there for you, although the rabbit is kinda cute. Logical minds will figure out both online tricks, but don't spoil the secret for all the others. Fans of magic, be sure to bookmark a gem here, the Magic on TV page. It lists who's going to be on which shows when and what tricks they're going to be doing, if that information has been released. Oh - remember to clean the fingerprints off your monitor after you leave. Magic fingerprints really mess up the resolution. Trendy: <http://pw2.netcom.com/~sleight/interactivemagic.html>
TV: <http://pw2.netcom.com/~sleight/tvmagic.html>

THE ZODIAC KILLER

When you find yourself with several hours to spare, delve into Jackson Garland's definitive Zodiac Homepage, dedicated to the serial killer of that pseudonym. The presentation intrigues, laying out the murders one by one along with evidence, suspects, and updates. It's a treasure trove of information for amateur sleuths or a spot where gore-hounds can do some virtual rubbernecking. Jackson cleverly retrieved Killer Fonts' Zodiac font to copy the killer's handwriting throughout the site. Spooky, eh? We're sleeping with the lights on tonight, and if anybody stocky pulls up in a car next to us, we're gunning it. Zodiac: <http://www.humboldt.edu/~jrg1/zodiac/>
Killer Fonts: <http://www.killerfonts.com/>

A NEW UTOPIA, OR AN OLD OCEANIA?

We remember well Oceania (NSD 0.23), and we're still waiting for it. That bodes ill for New Utopia.... According to presumably pseudonymed Heinlein fan Lazarus Long, the decline and fall of the United States, the last great world superpower, is imminent. When that happens, Prince Lazarus (formerly Mr. Long) suggests it would be nice for the incredibly rich and talented to be safely ensconced in his New Utopia, a collection of seaborne platforms he and his followers intend to build in the middle of the Caribbean. The Principality of New Utopia will be modelled on a combination of Monaco and the Cayman Islands - without taxes, pollution, and crime - based on a blending of the philosophies of Ayn Rand and Robert Heinlein. Any budding libertarians could do worse than to check out New Utopia's Web site. New Utopia: <http://www.new-utopia.com/>
Oceania: <http://oceania.org/>

HE WHO SELLS THE MOST, WINS

Kuo Wan bears some relation to other games like Civilization, SimCity, and Monopoly. After entering a Hong Kong-like locale where free market forces determine everything, you are sent to do business and thus take over the world. The game plays a little slow over a 28.8 kbps modem, but we liked the interesting side comments in what appears to be Swedish, the native tongue of the webmeisters. Maybe someday all of New Utopia will compete vigorously to win Kuo Wan. Sounds right up their alley. Or should that be canal? <http://www.unusual.se/webgame/default.htm>

CLASSIC GAMES FOR PEOPLE WITHOUT TANGIBLE FRIENDS

Classic Games is a free multiplayer Internet gaming club that features old-fashioned games like Hearts, Go, Bridge, Checkers, Hex, etc. along with a friendly chat. By running in Java on both client and server sides, the games let you compete with players on Macintosh, Unix, and Windows machines. It's easy enough to create or join a game table for whole families to play. Good site if you can't find a foursome you can make coffee for. <http://www.classicgames.com/>

FISH STICK FANTASY

Like fish? Surf a bit at Gorton's Fish Sticks for product recipes (Fish Stick Pita Pizzas, Parmesan Fish Stick Dippers, BBQ Fillet Sandwich, and other treats we'd never imagined), along with homey personal time-management tips (e.g. put a light in every closet). You can exchange recipes and preparation tips through Gorton's message board. Fish 101 has plenty of piscatorial trivia of the sort that kids like to recite at the dinner table. A short history of the company is a nice touch. (How many corporate Web sites devote a word to their past?) Fish stories flesh out the easy surf, although these are more tidbit than tale. Gutting fish is messy, but this slick site has a clean appeal that highlights the joys of middle-class maritime cuisine. Next time we're in the frozen-food aisle, we'll remember this stop along the way. <http://www.gortons.com/>

HYPERACTIVE KID SEEKS STUFFED TIGER

Calvin and Hobbes, the late, great syndicated comic strip, provides the focus of reverence at this little site, full of excerpts from the misadventures of Bill Watterson's clever, imaginative, dangerous little boy and the lovable, sardonic stuffed tiger he often conversed with. The site also captures some of the best the strip had to offer, including both the first and the last Calvin and Hobbes appearances. Rumors have it that a movie is in the works, but we'll file those between "no way" and "not blooming likely". It's best to bone up on your Calvin and Hobbes, and your Watterson (great interview!) now, before the site gets shut down for copyright infringement. <http://home3.inet.tele.dk/stadil/calvin.htm>

IMAGINING THE DARK

Collaborate in the creation of an Exquisite Corpse and expand the boundaries of your mind. This slightly surreal site is dedicated to the dark side of the human imagination, and includes oddities such as the Cadaver game, a collection of gothic art, and an ongoing story to which all can contribute. The heart of the site is a collection of essays and notes about gothic and horror writers through the ages complete with illustrations powered by Java. For an artistic and well-presented shiver down the spine, visit Power to the Imagination. <http://library.advanced.org/10664/>

FOOL YOUR BOSS WHILE YOU SURF

Don's Boss Page is an ingenious Web site devoted to helping employees fool their bosses into thinking they're hard at work when they're actually surfing the Web. Except for those of us whose job it is to surf, this site makes really good sense. At first glance (and particularly, from across a cubicle), it appears to be a spreadsheet with numbers and bar graphs. If you scroll down the page, you'll find everything from "stealth surfing" tricks to downloadable panic buttons. The "Personal Protector" window enables users to surf far and wide, while keeping Don's Boss Page near at hand. <http://www.donsbosspage.com/>

WANT2BUY? TRY WHATS4SALE

Psst! Linda! Don't let the boss see, but this is great! It's Whats4Sale. Comparison shopping. Shhh! That's right, shopping. It's, like, comparison shopping. See, it's got this database. Sales items at Bloomingdale's, Circuit City, JC Penney, Land's End, Sear's.... All kinds of places. What? Sure! Computers, Fashion, Home stuff, TVs, the works. Check out the product reviews. They link you to the store's home page, a store locator, the manufacturer, and stuff like that. It's cool - it even taught me how to fix a zipper.... While we're here, you can help me get Bob a TV for Christmas. Front or rear projection? Ulp, here's the boss - get Don's Boss Page up. Why, yes, Mrs. Parker, we're just doing a little collaborative research on our coffee break. See you later. Geez, talk about slavedrivers! OK, turn the monitor this way. Now here's what you enter in your browser.... <http://www.whats4sale.com/>

SHOPPING, ABOVE THE OZONE LAYER AND BELOW

The Virtual Emporium is the Web counterpart to a New York City store that supplies computer terminals which you can use to shop online at Virtual Emporium and get that virtual in-store experience. Got that? You can browse specials or turn to the gift finder for suggestions or to the personal shopper for specifics. Goods from many major brand names in every category populate the virtual shelves and the site is well laid out and fast to load. One of Virtual Emporium's claims to fame is that this site was chosen by the Mir cosmonauts to do their online shopping while orbiting the Earth. Talk about a long distance call! Wonder if they ordered any of the Two Buddies BBQ Sauce.... <http://www.virtualemporium.com/home.shtml>

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ONLINE TRAVEL


Click your mouse and see the world

NEW YORK CITY, FROM CAMELOT TO LIBERTY

Next year marks the 100th anniversary of the consolidation of New York's five boroughs and the Museum of the City of New York (MCNY) plans special exhibitions to mark the occasion. But it's not as if it had to look for something to do. With over a million artifacts, the museum is well placed to chronicle the city's history and, for that matter, much of modern world history. MCNY's Web site offers generous access to several current and past exhibitions and their artifacts. Not surprisingly, the theme of immigration colors much of the site, either implicitly or explicitly. The exhibitions carry you from tenement to Rockefeller's dressing room, from kick lines to diplomacy, from Camelot to Liberty, and from the American Revolution to the Gulf War. <http://mcny.org/>

VIET NAM SLIDE SHOW

Australians Anna and Anthony Butterfield spent their winter vacation in Anna's native land, Viet Nam. For our enjoyment, they offer from that trip more than 60 photos in which they had the grace and sense to let architecture, nature, cityscapes, and locals dominate. With rare exception, only the people seem not to be faded or in decline. The photos harbor intriguing contrasts, gray and at the same time vibrant with color. In a land of ancient, ornately carved, brightly painted, decaying gates and monuments, of electric blue and saffron robes, delicate bamboo bridges, pink and yellow skies, and picturesquely huddled fishing villages, Ho Chi Minh's massive and characterless mausoleum looks as if it had been designed by a granite wholesaler. The visual metaphor is perfect. Web authors might also be interested in Anthony's own crisp freeware applet powering the slide show. <http://www.ozemail.com.au/~butter/vietnam/>

VIRTUAL MELBOURNE

Melbourne is a nice place to visit. One of our writers went there and said "Yes, this is quite pretty." She didn't exclaim, "Why Melbourne is probably the world's most liveable city!" Nor did she mumble in awe that "Melbourne appears to be safer, healthier, cleaner and quieter than any other big city in the world." While these blatant claims of self promotion (this IS tourist information) are a little transparent, the site provides gig guides, information, maps, transport and shopping and is decent enough to provide links to other relevant sites. <http://www.melbourne.org/>

WESTERN OZ

Tourists in Australia usually visit Sydney, Melbourne, the Great Barrier Reef, or other attractions in the eastern half of the continent. But the much more sparsely settled western part of Australia has its own, more rugged attractions. Discover West Australia On Line is a virtual brochure designed to educate and entice both international travelers and Australians. The trivia page alone is worth a look, despite some atrocious spelling. This site has plenty of the usual but useful information on geography, holidays, tour packages, and so forth. A nice image map, color photos, and other graphics help to enliven the logical design. Explore a bit here, and you're likely to get the impression that western Down Under is a swell place for a safari, fishing trip, beachcombing, or honeymoon. Where else can you swim in seas made cloudy by coral sperm and whale sharks? <http://www.discoverwest.com.au/index.html>

INDIA, DAILY

The India Daily site provides a constantly updated newsfeed direct from India. The site is exactly like a good newspaper, laid out to make navigation easy. Features include both local and regional news updated every six hours, political, economic and business articles, the latest gossip from Bollywood - India's answer to Hollywood - and the inevitable sports pages. The India Daily has classified sections too, including a Matrimonial section for lonely hearts - although there are no entries yet. If you live in or are interested in India, The India Daily is an excellent electronic resource. <http://www.indiadaily.com/>

KODIAK ISLAND

Sponsored by the Kodiak Island Convention and Visitor's Bureau, this site offers very complete information about the geography, economy, and travel possibilities on this remote Alaskan island. Clickable maps, nice photos, ferry schedules, even the local phone book are presented here for those interested in planning a trip for fun or for work to Kodiak. A good useful niche site. <http://www.kodiak.org/kodiak/>

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FLOTSAM & JETSAM


Random acts of online reality

UGLY LAMP CONTEST

As terrifying as it sounds, the Ugly Lamp Contest shows just how demented the taste spectrum has become. We swooned at the leg-stand lamp (the current leader), balked at the lurid Tiffany hallucinogenic nightmare, and gazed starry eyed at the double-shaded lamp of delight. Ugly is in the eye of the beholder. <http://www.findgreatstuff.com/uglylamp.html>

GAP PRIDE

Think it's a typo? It's actually part of a plan to allow the gap-toothed people of the world to unite, share their spacey wisdom (and late night Top 10 lists) and support each other through endless seed-spitting and sexiest gap contests. <http://www.gap-toothed.com/>

WHAT DAY DOES IT FEEL LIKE?

While horrified to discover that Monday was going to feel like a Wednesday (a very lame day indeed), we delighted in discovering most other days that week would feel like themselves. Let's just hope next Monday feels like Friday. <http://www.users.nac.net/werty/feelslike/>

HOW PROGRAMMERS HUNT ELEPHANTS

This and other essential facts are crammed into this extra large, economy-sized home page, alongside programming tools, software, scripts, jokes and information. Well worth digging into; you'll almost certainly find treasure. <http://zippy.sonoma.edu/kendrick/>

WET YOUR WIFFLE

World Wide Web Wiffleball is wiffle enlightenment, slightly paranoid that it'll be sued for use of a trademark. Check out the rules, learn everything you need to know about the National Wiffleball Championship, and peruse more wiffleball links than you can shake a wifflebat at. <http://www.wiffleball.com/>

REMEMBER BLISTERINE, AJERX, AND SLOPICANA?

The last of the Baby Boomers and first of the Gen Xers can take a trip down memory lane with Wacky Packages, those amazing collectible stickers featuring spoofs of popular household, food, and beauty products. They're colorful. They're creative. And they're still pretty funny. <http://www.wackypacks.com/>
<http://www2.pair.com/wacky/>

PI TECH

If you're the snoopy type, or you just want to know more about private investigators and research and information retrieval, connect with the InfoGuys' Web site. You can search through a variety of US federal agencies, and access some popular news sites. And if you need a PI, the site details how to hire a PI pro. <http://infoguys.com/>

ANTIQUES AND COLLECTIBLES RESOURCE

If you'd just as soon spend the weekend hunting through old junk in a barn or adding to your antique door knob (or whatever) collection, this is the place for you. <http://antiques.miningco.com/>

PEEK AT AN INVESTOR'S DIARY

Calling all do-it-yourself investors. This site publishes selected short articles on investing, plus questions and answers from readers. <http://www.investorsdiary.com/>

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CORRECTIONS


What can we say? We goofed...

DID YOUR INITIAL NSD LOOK LIKE CRAP?

We discovered a bug in how we send out a subscriber's first issue, which meant that it was not diplayed correctly as HTML. In a nutshell, we reused some e-mail code in the latest incarnation of our mail list handler. We didn't set the headers quite correctly, so it was sent out as text. This is only a problem with the first issue you get. All subsequent issues should be correct. We can now start growing our hair back. If you think the content rather than the look is crap - well, we can't really help you there. Go see a taste impairment specialist.

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CREDITS


Publisher: Arthur Bebak
Editor: Lawrence Nyveen
Production Manager: Bill Woodcock
Copy Editor: Elvi Dalgaard

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