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Sunday, February 29, 2004

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BREAKING SURF
Debugging the Spirit Rover
The Flash-Mob Supercomputer
Testing Viagra
Eric Raymond on Open-Source User-Interface Horror
Mediachest Lets Friends Share
Standard Proposed for Sharing Event Information
RSS: Victim of Its Own Success?
Insurance for Bloggers
World Trade Center Memorial Submissions
US Air Force Transformation Flight Plan
NASA's Plans for the Space Shuttle
IBM Helps Game Companies Take a BIG Bite of Online Markets
Nice Blooms for the Queer Grooms (and Brides)
Looking for a Good Magazine?
ONLINE CULTURE
What the Net Is and Is Not
Grey Tuesday Aftermath
Netsurfer Recommendations
SURFING SITES
Awesome and Creative Programming Projects
Life with Alzheimer's
How-tos, by Consensus
Late-Night Eats
Jeff and His Robots
Compendium of All "The Price Is Right" Games
Do You Know How to Screw Your PC?
Icon Opus Available at Apple
684 Stupid Videos
Parenting Personalities
FLOTSAM & JETSAM
Google Logos for Fictitious Holidays
Donald Rumsfeld Fighting Techniques
Bush Yoga
Mighty Seas
iPod Humor
Match.com Physical Attraction Test
Barcode Yourself
Third-Nipple Piercings
Insert Yourself in Fake News
Juggling Meets Pong
SOFTWARE
Turn a Mac into a Phone Center
Subversion: Modern Version Control System
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BREAKING SURF

Debugging the Spirit Rover

The story of the Spirit Mars rover's problems is well known by those who follow the news, at least in general outline: there was a problem with its flash memory and ground controllers fixed it. All the techies out there, however, are probably just aching for more detail. What exactly went wrong? How was it found? How was it fixed? EE Times has a more in-depth account of the incident than you will find in the local paper, with plenty of details for computer-savvy techies. The now perfectly healthy Spirit is capturing movies of Martian dust devils, while its sibling Opportunity is returning a wealth of data from its recent abrasion of a Martian rock.
EE Times: http://www.eetimes.com/sys/news/OEG20040220S0046
NASA: http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/home/index.html

The Flash-Mob Supercomputer

Here's an idea. Get a bunch of people together in a room in San Francisco and create one of the top 500 supercomputers on the planet for a day. That's exactly what the Flash Mob Supercomputer project is setting out to do. Mad, you say? Not at all. The project is entirely feasible. Everybody who shows up will have to bring a PC with at least a 1.3 GHz Pentium III/AMD equivalent or better CPU, 256 MB of RAM, ethernet, and a CD-ROM drive. When they get there, they'll be handed a CD-ROM with a popular Linux distribution called Knoppix. They insert the disk, boot up the PC, and run Knoppix that way - the original hard disk is never touched. The goal is to network together all computers that show up and run the Linpack benchmark to prove that they are actually working as one supercomputer with power in the top 500. Beyond the "gee whiz" factor, the project is also one student's thesis and an experiment that may eventually lead to practical applications. Sign up at the Web site.
http://www.flashmobcomputing.org/

Testing Viagra

Like most of us, John Hargrave has been swamped by a barrage of invitations to give his penis and his sweetheart a treat by buying Viagra. One day, he wondered if he could make the flood stop by taking one of the advertisers up on his offer. That's not a tactic we'd recommend, but the upshot is a story that is hard to read without laughing. After boning up on suppliers (sorry), he discovered that it's not actually easy to get Viagra online unless you really do suffer from erectile disfunction - or lie. His phone call to an online pharmacy that stiffed him because of his creative, inappropriate responses to the online medical questionnaire is a riot. At another e-drugstore, Hargrave dropped $100 for just three of the magic blue pills. Yikes! He tested the manufacturer's claim that Viagra works only when you're sexually stimulated - who knew church could be so stimulating? This is a turgid tale all right, a pumped-up account that rises splendidly to the occasion. Hargrave depressingly realizes, after the pill made him able to perform over and over again, that unaided men are lousy lovers. Stay away, he warns, because once you've exposed her to the enhanced you, she may never want to settle for less.
http://www.zug.com/pranks/viagra/

Eric Raymond on Open-Source User-Interface Horror

Eric Raymond calls this recent rant of his "The Luxury of Ignorance", a reference to that blissful state of mind occupied by non-technical computer users who don't really need to know how all the magic happens inside their spiffy new boxes. What set Eric off was an attempt to configure the Common Unix Printing System on his modest home network. Following frustration, Eric hits upon the perceptive observation that open-source developers just haven't placed themselves in the shoes of the naive user, and that's one of the major obstacles to open-source world domination. Eric writes that Microsoft "may write crappy insecure overpriced shoddy software, but on this one issue their half-assed semi-competent best is an order of magnitude better than we usually manage."
http://www.catb.org/~esr/writings/cups-horror.html

Mediachest Lets Friends Share

Instead of renting or buying movies and music, why not borrow it? That's Mediachest's basic idea. The site expands social networking to include books and digital media. Members list what they own for others to peruse and can borrow, then return, the goods. You decide who gets to borrow your own stuff. Although Mediachest recommends face-to-face meetings and exchanges, that isn't always possible, so the site records all steps in a database that simplifies tracking lent and borrowed items and personal reputations. The concept reminds us of Snapster, Robert X. Cringely's theoretical media-ownership commune (see NSD 9.29). Mediachest offers a brief tour.
Mediachest: http://www.mediachest.com/index.html
NSD 9.29: http://www.netsurf.com/nsd/sub/v09/nsd.09.29.html#BS4

Standard Proposed for Sharing Event Information

Seemingly everywhere you go on the Net, there is some sort of event listing lurking around the corner. People are attending events for any number of reasons: professional; romantic; recreational; etc. It sure would be nice if there were some standard way to describe an event so that computers could easily parse the data. Now, there is one, almost. A new Event Share standard has been proposed, based mostly on the widely used RSS 2.0 syndication standard. What this means is that you can format your event information in a simple XML document and publish it for any people or bots to snag and parse automatically. All of a sudden, you can build software that will allow you to easily subscribe to event feeds or will notify you of upcoming events from the Web sites you frequent. Neat, and long overdue.
http://www.esfstandard.org/

RSS: Victim of Its Own Success?

In this thoughtful piece on the success of the RSS syndication format, Bill Burnham worries that the sheer proliferation of RSS feeds will dilute its usefulness. When everybody and their aunt has an RSS feed to their blog of mindless drivel, how do you find the relevant material in the ensuing mass of syndication data? Burnham suggests that the way out of this problem is based in the creation of taxonomies of RSS feeds. Readers can subscribe to "meta-feeds" of RSS feeds that meet their interests. Current RSS directories and search engines kind of do this already but there are no real standards in this area. Burnham has written a perceptive article, following which there is an equally good discussion for fans and users of RSS.
http://www.weeklyread.com/here/2004/02/20/rss_a_big_success_in_danger_of_failure/

Insurance for Bloggers

Just because you publish online doesn't mean you're immune to the laws that govern traditional media. Some argue that publishing online makes you even more vulnerable than print and broadcast media to charges of defamation, invasion of privacy, copyright infringement, etc. because online content is harder to control. Ton Cremers might agree. He published an e-mail from a building contractor who said a client claimed her grandfather was Heinrich Himmler and who suggested art in her home was war booty. The woman sued Cremers for defamation of character. The case is still before the courts. Online Journalism Review suggests that online publishers and bloggers should seriously consider media liability insurance. Many insurance companies now offer such protection to online outfits big and small, and it's reasonably affordable. The story covers the risks involved, what liability insurance covers, and the amount of control the insurer has over settlement or publishing retractions. It also has a handy chart of companies offering this kind of insurance in the US. It may go against the grain but anyone venturing online should practice safe publishing.
http://www.ojr.org/ojr/law/1077150111.php

World Trade Center Memorial Submissions

Be thankful you didn't have to wade through the 5,201 submissions for the World Trade Center Memorial. If you're sorry you missed that, try looking at all of them online. Entries came from individuals in countries ranging from Albania to Venezuela, and there is something for just about everyone. Almost everyone who submitted a design felt that a tower was an essential part of a memorial, save for one entry that listed all the dead on something that looks like an onion blossom. One of the panel members who did examine the various entries believes that they are best appreciated in person, rather than online, but there is unlikely to be any single space where all the posters and models might be exhibited. Until then, browse this vast site at your leisure. It turns out that people have very divergent ideas as to what constitutes a memorial.
http://www.wtcsitememorial.org/submissions.html

US Air Force Transformation Flight Plan

Using a obfuscatory blend of business and military jargon laced with acronyms, the US Air Force Transformation Flight Plan lays out a vision for ensuring the US Air Force can command not only the air but also space. As Wired reports, critics are buzzing over the parts about denying space to adversaries, protecting vital space assets, and detecting launches of ballistic and cruise missiles and destroying them in flight. Some of the report's ideas seem wacky and wild, such as a Buck Rogers-like plan to use huge blimp-borne mirrors to direct energy weapons at objects in orbit. Critics contend that nations such as China will not stand by idly while the US hatches and develops ambitious plans to dominate space. They also worry that overdependence on space-based weapons could make the US vulnerable to countermeasures. While it's easy to scoff, the plans are ambitious and provocative, aiming to ensure US global dominance long into the future. Although the report is dauntingly long and impenetrably written, the vision still comes through. It's worth reading the 10-page executive summary, at least, to appreciate this blueprint for military dominance.
Plan: http://www.af.mil/library/posture/AF_TRANS_FLIGHT_PLAN-2003.pdf
Wired: http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,62358,00.html

NASA's Plans for the Space Shuttle

NASA wants to send employees to Mars, at nearly any cost. The fly in the ointment is the Space Shuttle. NASA has to get the old machine flying again to finish off the Space Station, but it has to do it by following the recommendations of the Columbia Accident Investigation Board (CAIB). One result of the CAIB's mission constraints has been the elimination of any further flights to service the Hubble Space Telescope. NASA has posted a massive PDF file that documents how it is making the shuttles spaceworthy in accordance with the CAIB's recommendations. The document is constantly in revision - and prepare to spend some time downloading it.
http://www.nasa.gov/pdf/55565main_Full_RTF_013004.pdf

IBM Helps Game Companies Take a BIG Bite of Online Markets

There's cash in virtual worlds, real cash, and IBM has found a way to make money in those massive multiplayer online games. Called BIG, Business Integration for Games, IBM's software lets game developers tap the internal markets of their games as well as handle the usual monthly billing. In many online games, players have developed sophisticated economies, but the currency is real and the markets are located outside the game - eBay is a favorite site for transactions. When players pay outside the game, developers lose potential revenue and the atmosphere deflates. With BIG, the developers will be able to capture a share of every transaction. Big brother lives forever at Big Blue. Wired has more.
BIG: http://www.alphaworks.ibm.com/tech/big/
Wired: http://www.wired.com/news/games/0,2101,62351,00.html

Nice Blooms for the Queer Grooms (and Brides)

There are a bunch of homosexual marriages going on in San Francisco these days. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has already declared such unions to be illegal and we expect the state courts will become involved, with entanglements, recriminations, and general hilarity to ensue. In the meantime, Darren Barefoot has organized a project to buy bulk flowers for couples waiting in line for their turn to get hitched. He has opened a PayPal account that is now nearing $10,000 in donations. Say it with flowers.
http://www.darrenbarefoot.com/flowers/

Looking for a Good Magazine?

Jason Kottke plans to read a magazine a week for a year - a different magazine each week. Last December, he asked for recommended reading, and he received a lot of answers. Why is this important? Well, it isn't - except for the fact that you get steered toward material you may not otherwise have known about.
http://www.kottke.org/03/12/52-magazines/

ONLINE CULTURE

What the Net Is and Is Not

Repetitive Mistake Syndrome (RMS) has been identified as a symptom of insanity. In RMS, one repeats the same sequence of actions, hoping for a different outcome. The World of Ends site brings up RMS and how it applies to the Net and other media, notes its pervasiveness within the legislative and judicial branches of the US government, and offers great links to further broaden your perspective. It is informationally subtitled "What the Internet Is and How to Stop Mistaking It for Something Else". The site comes from Doc Searls and David Weinberger, two of the four folks responsible for "The Cluetrain Manifesto", and they have a boatload of other cred to back up their position. It's a great jumping-off point for any number of discussion topics, and well worth a few microseconds to connect to the site. You'll probably spend much more time once you get here.
http://www.worldofends.com/

Grey Tuesday Aftermath

In last week's issue we told you about DJ Danger Mouse's Grey Album, a remixed version of famous albums by the Beatles and Jay-Z. The album was a copyright violation, but a massively popular one, to the point of sparking a successful campaign of civil disobedience. Fans of the album designated last Tuesday (alas, we are slaves to our weekly publishing schedule!) as a day for Web sites to host the MP3 files and make them available for download to anybody that wanted a copy. According to the action's organizers, Downhill Battle, more than 100,000 copies of the Grey Album were downloaded Tuesday, a number that would make the album top the distribution of any commercial albums during the day. Both sites below have links to extensive mainstream media coverage of Grey Tuesday.
Grey Tuesday: http://greytuesday.org/
Downhill Battle: http://www.downhillbattle.org/


Netsurfer Recommendations

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The Complete Walker IV
Chip Rawlins, Collin Fletcher
Knopf; ISBN: 0375703233

While this book is all about walking and hiking, we would not recommend that you actually tuck it in your backpack. Not because there is anything wrong with the content, mind you - no, it's the weight of the 860-page brick of a book that would have you chucking it out the minute you started wheezing up the next steep hill. The content, on the other hand, is absolutely sterling in its coverage of every conceivable hiking topic under the sun. As the title implies, this is the fourth major revision - more like a total rewrite, really - of this well known guide to all things pedestrian. Much of the book can be considered hiking-gear porn. Major sections are devoted to every piece of hiking equipment known to man, with the authors naming names and telling you exactly what works, what doesn't, and why. Beyond the equipment, shorter sections look at other aspects of foot travel, such as animal companions, trip planning, and the ever-popular environmental philosophy of hiking. The bottom line is that if you contemplate any sort of serious hiking or walking, even if you're a grizzled veteran of the trails, you need this on your shelf.


The Dumbest Moments in Business History: Useless Products,
Adam Horowitz, The Editors of Business 2.0
Portfolio; ISBN: 159184035X

One of the best features of Business 2.0 magazine is its annual list of the 100 dumbest moments in the past year's business history. This compilation of the last four years is a hugely entertaining list of gaffes and blunders made by organizations and people, big and small, famous and infamous. The fact that many of them did these things with complete sincerity and belief in the rightness of their cause makes these stories all the more entertaining. Advertising on headstones, fruitless apple juice, employee sperm donation to help the company debt - it's all here, interspersed with choice quotations from esteemed business leaders who really should have known better. The book is undeniably funny, but not without practical value as a guide to what not to do in business. It's a slim volume of bite-sized entertainment, perfect for reading on the go.


Frederick the Great on the Art of War
Frederick, Jay Luvaas (Editor), H R M Frederick II
DaCapo Press; ISBN: 0306809087

Other than military historians, not many people know much about Frederick the Great, and those who do mostly remember him as a successful general from the 18th century. But Frederick was actually an amazingly talented ruler who set a small provincial backwater called Prussia on the path to becoming a nation that would dominate Europe in the 19th century. He was a true benevolent despot who modernized his nation according to progressive principles such as freedom of the press, freedom of religion, popular education, an honest judiciary, and better government in general. Of course, he was also a creature of his age and thought of nothing of invading neighboring Silesia to extend his domain. His military adventures, in particular his skill at fighting off the much more powerful armies of France, Russia, and Austria, won him his most notable place in history. Frederick never produced any consolidated work detailing his thinking about the art of war in the 18th century, but he was a prolific writer and did write extensively about military matters in his letters, orders to his generals, and other works. This book is a collection of his military writing and spans his whole life. It's arcane stuff, mainly of interest to fans of military history, but it's such a rare collection of the words by a powerful man who made a lot of history, military and civilian, that we think it's eminently worth recommending.


Exploiting Software: How to Break Code
Greg Hoglund, Gary McGraw
Pearson Higher Education; ISBN: 0201786958

One of the essentials in designing secure software is knowing how the bad guys find and exploit flaws. Sadly, the average programmer has only a cursory understanding of the often creative ways in which crackers try to break his code. The goal of this book is to educate programmers about common techniques such as reverse engineering, privilege escalation, server/client exploits, crafting malicious input, the theory of rootkits, and the old favorite, buffer overflows. While the book has plenty of theory, it's also full of concrete examples that use a wide range of free and commercial tools easily available to the motivated bad guy. Creating good code is difficult, so it should not be surprising that breaking code is equally hard. This is reflected in the content of this sophisticated book about a technically complex subject, which is ideal reading for advanced programmers or those who aspire to that status.




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Awesome and Creative Programming Projects

Douweo Singa has a gift for coming up with witty and entertaining software projects. Fortunately, he also has the ability to create the code to implement them. Take collective poetry for example. His Flash applet behaves like those magnetic poetry sets on your refrigerator. You can play with another Singa project that helps you predict which American presidential candidate will win this year's election - it shows you a map you can put on your blog to prove that you were right. Singa offers more than 30 utilities. You can even put a button on your screen that you can use to produce canned laughter each time a colleague tells a joke. Our favorite is Visited Countries. Simply check all the countries you have ever visited on the list provided and you get a world map with them all marked in red. This is the perfect way to plan your next trip to show off to less well traveled friends. For added coolness, Singa aggregates the results of all users.
http://douweosinga.com/projects/

Life with Alzheimer's

No one wants to be Nancy Reagan. Deep down, beneath all the jokes that help us deal with it, everyone's terrified of Alzheimer's disease, for which there is no cure. In January, PBS aired a two-hour special, "The Forgetting: A Portrait of Alzheimer's". Like the TV broadcast, the companion Web site provides authoritative information to help you understand and, should you need to, cope with this degenerative dementia. Symptoms are often grim. Strange behavior - undressing in public, for example, or mistaking a computer for a TV, or failing to recognize your spouse - is fodder for comics but may be a warning that someone you know has the disease. Ralph Waldo Emerson, Aaron Copland, and Willem de Kooning are but three well known figures who probably had it. For many of us, a little inside voice mocks us as we get older and start to forget: "Do I have Alzheimer's?" A visit to the PBS site may help quiet that nagging demon by familiarizing you with symptoms and risk factors. Then again, it might help you get ready for the embarrassment and anguish no one likes to contemplate.
http://www.pbs.org/theforgetting/

How-tos, by Consensus

We all know someone who doles out advice on just about any question, problem, or issue. Whether the advice offered is good or bad is unknown until reaching the end result, which often has comical or disastrous consequences. How To: By You is a social experiment in online intuition and is a haven for those who have an opinion on how to do just about anything. Posters ask questions serious and humorous upon which the community comments. The idea is that the marketplace of ideas will reach a consensus conclusion. Here you can get suggestions on a wide range of topics including how to buy the correct bra size, how to chop down a neighbor's tree without their noticing, and how to overthrow a dictator and install a puppet government. While the counsel is often outrageous, the site presents useful tidbits as well. Comical, insightful, and completely insane best describe the advice dished out here. Those who would seek the opinions offered at this site, do so at your own risk.
http://www.htby.org/

Late-Night Eats

If you're looking for a place to hang out after hours, try this public directory of late-night restaurants and joints, titled Lunarama. Party-goers, insomniacs, and creatures of the night will find this site useful, assuredly so when traveling or being chased by torch-wielding mobs to new cities. Early-to-bed type folks will be privy to the other side of life in their hometowns. What you won't find here are listings for bars, pubs, and discotheques, unless the menu is something to brag about. You will find, however, a wealth of greasy spoons, pizza palaces, and quaint eateries from all over the world. Listings are submitted by visitors, so there is no guaranteeing the hygiene of the kitchen staff or the charm of the servers. Guests to Lunarama are encouraged to submit their own choices of late-night haunt to the ever-growing directory.
http://www.lunarama.net/

Jeff and His Robots

"The SUMO ROBOT can be controlled to attack and overpower its opponent or retreat to prepare for battle. An infrared sensor beam is emitted when detecting an opponent. Upon detection, the SUMO will charge its opponent." This is a description of just one of the hundred or so toy robots at Jeff's Robots site, and all we can say is that we really, really want one - either that or maybe a Robot Butler or a Cylon Centurion or Captain Lazer. This site, devoted to all things robot-related, is the work of a man we know only as Jeff, who says he has been a dedicated robot nut since the age of 3. The centerpiece of his site is the gallery of pictures of his own collection, but he has links to other robot sites, and even has Robogossip, the beginnings of an online community of fellow enthusiasts. Go to this site, or feel the wrath of SUMO ROBOT.
http://www.jeffbots.com/

Compendium of All "The Price Is Right" Games

Fans of the popular game show "The Price Is Right" will appreciate this site, which boasts a complete directory of games played on the decades-old pricing game show. There are over 80 games to peruse, each with its own comprehensive page of history, rules, and pictures. Ever popular games such as 3 Strikes, Clock Game, and Plinko are featured, as well as games that were retired after a brief stint on the show, such as Professor Price, Fortune Hunter, and Balance Game. Despite the poor choice of color schemes on some of the pages, which make it a little hard on the eyes, this site is a great tribute to a television classic. In addition to viewing countless images of pricing games, you'll also discover the ageless wonder of host Bob Barker as you view images from the last three decades.
http://gscentral.net/pricing1.htm

Do You Know How to Screw Your PC?

BunkerMentality offers a fast, efficient gut check for those who suspect they've been spending too much time behind and inside their PCs. The site's PC Screw Quiz is fast (only five multiple-choice questions) and easy to try. As suggested, we found guesses for screws 1 and 2 a snap - um, no, not a snap, they're screws, a screw-in?. The last ones are a bit tougher to nail - er, screw, um, no, that won't work either. A third page of the quiz delves into the technical details of the screws - sizes, US Customary Unit threading versus metric threading - and more information than most of us need. However, it's all interesting and may even help when you have a hole that needs a screw (that's it, we give up) and every screw but the right one. This page will guide you to the best choice. It's not all geekiness; it's actually a useful website.
http://www55.dixiesys.com/~bunker/sg01.html

Icon Opus Available at Apple

Glorious icons of your own design have been a Mac feature since day one, over 20 years ago. Creating and replacing icons is so easy, even a newbie can do it with only simple instructions. Even easier is replacing existing icons with other, better icons. Anything can be an icon: a bit of line art or a complex photo, for example. Usually the best-looking icons are those built as icons from scratch. Lots are readily available. The Magnum Opus set of over 250 icons covers every Apple computer and a few accessories like the iPod. The icons are full icon sets in all required resolutions and are very well detailed. Installation is cut and paste - literally - and mods are easy. If a personalized desktop is your style, this set adds lots of iconic style.
http://www.apple.com/downloads/macosx/icons_screensavers/magnumopus.html

684 Stupid Videos

StupidVideos.com is one of the best free multimedia sites we've stumbled across, a magnetic archive of almost 700 short, mostly comic videos. Some of its humor is sophisticated, some sophomoric and predictably dumb (e.g., "Banana Milkshake", in which a guy throws a banana milkshake at his friend). Part of the fun is the slapstick, part is surprise: some of the clips, such as "Lays" and "Mosquito Spray", are commercials. The range of subjects is amazing. Our reviewer - not Roger Ebert, obviously - jumped willy-nilly into a clip of Nicholas Cage eating a roach ("Yum Yum Roach"), an animated farting contest among two dinosaurs and a pig ("Farting Contest"), and a silly gag for sixth-graders ("Decapitation"). His favorite is "Cubicle Wars". This is a site you may want to show to friends but not to your teacher or boss. Some videos here, such as "Good Shot" and "School Bus", may disturb you. Anonymous users can watch videos for free, browse the main menus, and submit videos. Paying members get higher resolution and bandwidth and can save videos, watch exclusive ones, and enjoy other privileges. You'll need either Windows Media Player or QuickTime regardless of status.
http://www.stupidvideos.com/

Parenting Personalities

Few would deny that being a parent is the most important role we take in our lives, but have you ever thought about what sort of parent you are? This site takes work done by psychologist Karen Horn and presents nine simple questions that help you discover your parenting personality, such as moralizer, protector, or helper. The key issues for each parental type are outlined in the hope that the analysis will help you make a strong connection with your child, work on self-defeating behavior patterns, and support your children as they grow and change. Unfortunately there is not much concrete advice on using this information to achieve those goals - perhaps the site wants you you to get the book it's promoting. Let's just hope your kids don't figure you out using this analysis and use it against you....
http://www.enneagram-edge.com/

FLOTSAM & JETSAM

Google Logos for Fictitious Holidays

Every once in a while, Google changes its logo to commemorate a holiday or significant event in history. The folks who frequent Fark have created event logos - and events, for that matter - that wouldn't make the cut. Slow loading on modems, but high mindless entertainment value.
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=824183

Donald Rumsfeld Fighting Techniques

Will Donald Rumsfeld use the Twin Cobra Fist? The Mirror Swan Palm? Or maybe Drunken Temple Boxing? His new fighting technique is unstoppable!
Fighting Techniques: http://www.poe-news.com/features.php?feat=31845

Bush Yoga

Wouldn't it be nice if all political leaders were this flexible? No, wait, if you think of your hands as special interests.... Just go look already.
http://www.bushyoga.com/

Mighty Seas

How ships stay afloat under the conditions presented here is a mystery. This ain't no day at the beach - we're talking really big waves here - like ten stories high, in some cases. Holy sufferin' catfish!
http://www.tv-antenna.com/heavy-seas/

iPod Humor

iPod Anonymous offers some amusing and unusual iPod virtual services. Even the iPodless will enjoy a visit to iAshamed (suggest the song you really shouldn't have on your iPod), iPocalypse Photoshop (caption film photos showing iPods), and virtual engraving machines. Be sure to check out the site FAQ.
http://www.ipodlaughs.com/ipod/

Match.com Physical Attraction Test

Somebody spent $15 million to come up with the principles behind this test. You look at 100 photos and choose how much you like them and why. It's basically a sophisticated series of "Are You Hot or Not" exercises masquerading as an ad for Match.com's dating service.
http://attraction.match.com/PhysicalAttractionTest.aspx

Barcode Yourself

Enter your gender, country of origin, and your physical stats, and there you go - a barcode suitable for tattooing on your forehead. Flash based.
http://www.barcodeart.com/art/yourself/yourself.html

Third-Nipple Piercings

It probably won't surprise you to learn that third-nipple piercings are grotesque yet disturbingly compelling.
http://www.bmezine.com/pierce/08-nipple/third001.html

Insert Yourself in Fake News

Insert your - or your friend's - name into fake news stories. Mostly of the "masturbation world champ" and "NASCAR driver presumed dead in plane crash" kind, but kinda amusing. Note that Viagra and porn ad links abound on the site.
http://www.fakeawish.com/

Juggling Meets Pong

We're not sure how much actual juggling ability plays into this Flash game, but its nice to see movement that mimics actual juggling instead of the circular juggling we so often see in cartoons.
http://www.coldtomatoes.com/games/juggler/pongleur5.swf

SOFTWARE

Turn a Mac into a Phone Center

Ovolab's new Phlink software, combined with their telephone adapter, allows any Mac to answer phone calls and identify the caller using Caller ID and Mac OS X's Address Book. After answering a call, Phlink can record a message and store it for later retrieval. The software also listens to keys the caller presses on the telephone keypad, and perform actions based on the digits that are pressed. Phlink can play a greeting that includes a menu of options, and allow the caller to choose by pressing a number. The menu can be customized for each caller, thanks to Caller ID. Phlink can run an AppleScript or launch an application remotely. Scripts could also send audio feedback to the caller by speaking text - using OS X's speech synthesis - in addition to playing back prerecorded sounds. The Web site for this well reviewed, cool product has demos and examples that are worth a look.
http://www.ovolab.com/phlink/

Subversion: Modern Version Control System

If you've done any serious programming, you know that one of the most popular professional tools is the CVS version control system. You also know that CVS has many problems and quirks that are annoying at best and downright dangerous to the health and safety of your code at worst. Subversion is an attempt to build a version control system to replace CVS in the open-source community. The Subversion project has just released version 1.0, a well tested and stable release suitable for production work. This is a fairly big deal in the software industry because version control systems are the lynchpin of software maintenance and development, and the field is rife with religious strife over which one is better. Only a few serious packages contend to replace the aging CVS and Subversion is one of the top ones. It's an important piece of software for professional programmers.
http://subversion.tigris.org/

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