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BREAKING SURF
Mathematics, the Cosmos, and Mathematics Awareness Month
April 12 Is Yuri's Night
Canadians Learn of Scandal Testimony from US Blogger
The Hows and Discoveries of Digitizing the Unicorn Tapestries
2005 Pulitzer Prizes
Linguistics Embiggens the Smallest Cartoon
Talk by Google Engineer Jeff Dean
Mark Shuttleworth Interview
Random Acts of Plagiarism
No Truth to Toothing
Hitachi Gets Perpendicular
MTV Launches Overdrive
File-Sharing Survey Results
Google Satellite Maps
MIT Media Lab Wants $100 Laptops
Making Motherboards
Google Mini
ICANN Approves New TLDs .Jobs and .Travel
ONLINE CULTURE
I Was an eBay Opium Addict
Netsurfer Recommendations
SURFING SITES
Craig Robinson's Life-Decision Tree
Starbucks Delocator
Brit Kids in World War II
How "To Kill a Mockingbird"
The Dark Heart of Grandpa Joe
Falling in Love with a Stock Model
America We Stand As One
The Amateur Gourmet
Latte Art
Let Them Eat Carrots
Snarky Cattiness
Bring Forth Net Disaster upon Thy Enemy's Web Page
Role-Playing Reference and Reviews
Heaven-Sent Mapping for Role-Playing Games
These Are the Droids You're Looking for
Craft Theme of the Month
Japanese Happy Meal Toys
Maddox Hates Orbitz, Too
FLOTSAM & JETSAM
Best of Photojournalism 2005 Winners
Transparent Desktops
The Y Project
Flickr Related Tag Browser
Drag-and-Drop Sortable List with CSS
You Bastards!
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BREAKING SURF

Mathematics, the Cosmos, and Mathematics Awareness Month

The theme for this year's Mathematics Awareness Month is reflected in five short and lively essays on how math is used in cosmology. As the essays show, the importance of math just adds up. If statistics has got you down, or calculus just isn't summing up for you, these pieces might rejuvenate your flagging interest. And if mathematics is the most cerebral of sciences, it also remains the solid bedrock both of much that is practical and of our wildest speculation and conjecture, allowing both the orbital calculations for a moon landing and the examination of hypothetical black holes, string theory, and dark energy. The Mathematics Awareness Month site, sponsored by various mathematical organizations, multiplies its benefits with a splendid poster and links to a select group of excellent related resources.
http://www.mathaware.org/

April 12 Is Yuri's Night

On April 12, 1961, Yuri Gagarin became the first man to orbit our planet. On April 12, 1981, the first Space Shuttle mission, STS-1, reached orbit. To commemorate these events, many people celebrate April 12 as Yuri's Night, and it's a fine excuse for a party. The celebration is the brainchild of Loretta Hidalgo, George Whitesides, and Trish Garner, who host the Web site you can consult to find parties to attend. At press time, the site listed 53 parties in 19 countries. The site also offers several nice multimedia presentations, including a greeting from the International Space Station and Space Shuttle crews.
http://www.yurisnight.net/

Canadians Learn of Scandal Testimony from US Blogger

Canadian courts continue to learn that a publication ban is a thing of the past in the age of the Internet. The Gomery Commission is investigating a kickback scandal that took place in the guise of federal sponsorship and advertising in Quebec. Allegedly, ad companies and executives accepted bundles of cash from the government for little work, then donated considerable sums to the ruling Liberal Party. The commission passed a publication ban on the testimony of ad exec Jean Brault, to prevent bias among potential jurors for his May trial for fraud. This kind of rule, while not unreasonable, is not compatible with a global Net, and an American blogger posted details of Brault's testimony at Captain's Quarters. Days later, after a judge moved Brault's trial back a mere month, the commission lifted most of the ban. The situation is similar to one NSD 00.05 noted in 1994, when details of the infamous Karla Homolka murder trial leaked across the border via Usenet (Homolka will be released this July). CNET has a brief story on the Gomery Commission, and it also references the Homolka case. The CBC has a whole site devoted to the scandal should you want to learn more.
NSD 00.05: http://www.netsurf.com/nsd/sub/v00/nsd.94.07.13.html#SS8
Captain's Quarters: http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/archives/004220.php
CNET: http://news.com.com/2100-1028_3-5656087.html
CBC: http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/groupaction/

The Hows and Discoveries of Digitizing the Unicorn Tapestries

The seven tapestries making up "The Hunt for the Unicorn" are the subject of this fascinating New Yorker essay. When the Metropolitan Museum of Art prepared to make digital copies of the tapestries, its curators discovered, upon removing the linen backing, almost perfect mirror images of the tapestries scholars have studied for several hundred years, except that these mirror images had never been exposed to sunlight. The hidden copies were brighter and far more lustrous than the tapestries had ever appeared in recent times, and viewing them was as close as one could get to seeing the tapestries as they had existed when they were made, around 1500. Another thing they learned was that creating digital images of something this large is far more difficult than they had imagined. What's striking about the New Yorker piece is that it brings together two seemingly disparate domains - art conservation and digital imaging - and shows how one learns from the other. Putting together the digital imagery required a new type of computer; Photoshop was not enough. It's a tale of home-made supercomputers, mathematics, and an uncanny ability to recognize that sometimes even the finest image is distorted. Plus it's a great read. We covered the tapestries themselves in NSD 9.17
New Yorker: http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/050411fa_fact
NSD 9.17: http://www.netsurf.com/nsd/sub/v09/nsd.09.17.html#AO1

2005 Pulitzer Prizes

It's that time of year, the time when the honored learn they've won a Pulitzer Prize. One of our favorites, Steven Coll's "Ghost Wars" won a 2005 Pulitzer for General Non-Fiction, and another great read, "de Kooning: An American Master" by Mark Stevens and Annalyn Swan won in the Biography category. Check out the list and see what you might want to read or see as summer makes its inevitable, long-awaited arrival in the northern hemisphere.
http://www.pulitzer.org/

Linguistics Embiggens the Smallest Cartoon

"Everyone knows the Simpsons is really all about linguistics." So begins Heidi Harley's wonderful compendium of all things linguistically Simpsonian. The show frequently plays with language, most famously giving us the words "embiggens", "cromulent", and, of course, "kwyjibo". But there is far more wordy richness to be mined in the cartoon series. Heidi's blog has numerous examples of creative use of language in "The Simpsons", as well as links to people who obsess over this kind of stuff, sometimes in extreme ways. See, for example, Mark Liberman's spectrogram of "the sound Marge Simpson makes to express some combination of disapproval, annoyance, and frustration." These hardcore linguists are not afraid of slinging around concepts like "back-formation" and "productive derivational morphology". Harley's piece is the perfect place to start your exploration of theoretically interesting examples of Simpsons language humor.
http://heideas.blogspot.com/2005/03/beyond-embiggens-and-cromulent.html

Talk by Google Engineer Jeff Dean

Jeff Dean has the title of Distinguished Engineer at Google. Recently, he gave a talk at the University of Washington in which he discussed some of the challenges that face the world's most popular and biggest search engine. Dean talked about what goes on behind the scenes at Google, about the technology Google uses to produce the search results, and about some insights the company has gleaned from all the data it gathers. Dean's talk can be seen at the UWTV site, where you can stream the presentation in Windows Media or QuickTime.
http://www.uwtv.org/programs/displayevent.asp?rid=2459

Mark Shuttleworth Interview

Who is Mark Shuttleworth? His first claim to fame is as a dotcom millionaire, the founder of digital-certificate company Thwate, which he sold to VeriSign in 1999. His second claim to fame is that in 2002 he was the second-ever space tourist, going up to the International Space Station aboard the Russian Soyuz. His third and most recent claim to fame is that he is the man behind the hugely popular new Linux distribution, Ubuntu. You can read a longer biography of Shuttleworth on his Web site, but the reason we're including this item is that he just responded to a Slashdot interview, in which he talks about Ubuntu and waxes poetic about his space experience. Worth reading.
Shuttleworth: http://www.markshuttleworth.com/bio.html
Slashdot: http://interviews.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/04/04/1859255

Random Acts of Plagiarism

This is the disturbing and weird story of what happened when a college student, with underdeveloped wisdom, asked via instant messaging a complete stranger, a comedy writer as it happened, to write a term paper on Hinduism for her. She offered money. The tale is bizarre, both in the lengths to which Nate Kushner, the writer, went to make the young woman pay for trying to pass off his work as her own, and in how hard the student worked to bring disaster down on herself. Kushner posted the tale to the A Week of Kindness blog, and eventually the trap sprung - sorta on both parties. One moral of the story is don't try to be too clever or smart or entertaining or ride off on your moralistic high horse because it can get a lot stickier and complicated than you can imagine or want. The blog has a series of posts on the misadventure. What, we wonder, has it taught the student? Not to cheat, or to cheat more carefully? And what has it taught Kushner - to just say no?
http://tinyurl.com/3zqxx

No Truth to Toothing

You may have heard of "toothing", perhaps even about a year ago in NSD 10.13, when we referred you to a Wired article on the practice. Toothing was supposed to be the practice of using bluetooth-equipped cell phones to beam a sexual invitation by text message to another phone. The concept is simple, and it was also a hoax. As one of the hoax's authors notes, some other simple concepts don't necessarily work, such as hurling a brick with a love note onto a crowded dance floor in the hope that whomever it hits will agree to sleep with you. How did the hoax artists pull off the appearance of an active toothing community in the UK? The power of the Internet can be harnessed in many ways. The folks responsible built a message forum and populated it with fake posts. They sent a note to Gizmodo, which took the bait, and the meme spread from there. Not only the media bought in - people in other countries began establishing their own, real toothing forums. You can find the revelation at the Triforce blog. Wired has an oddly unapologetic correction.
NSD 10.13: http://www.netsurf.com/nsd/sub/v10/nsd.10.13.html#BS16
Triforce: http://www.thetriforce.com/newblog/?p=53
Wired: http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,67137,00.html

Hitachi Gets Perpendicular

This has to be the funniest introduction of an arcane new disk-drive technology in history. Hitachi, which makes some of those tiny hard drives that go into the iPod and various laptops, has invented a new bit-packing technology. Modern hard drives lay down horizontal magnetic domains to mark the 1 and 0 bits on a hard-drive platter. Hitachi figured out how to stack the magnetic domains vertically, allowing them to pack up to ten times more data on those tiny drives. By next year, this will translate into 20-GB, 1" hard drives in your cell phones and 1 TB, 3.5" drives in your computer. Storage technology increases in capacity and decreases in price on a regular basis, so maybe we're not too excited about even this clever technology. On the other hand, to our knowledge nobody has ever publicized something as esoteric as this with a more goofy and amusing music video. Read all about it on the Perpendicular Recording page and hit Get Perpendicular for a big, goofy, geeky-grin-inducing music video that owes more than a little something to Schoolhouse Rock.
http://www.hitachigst.com/hdd/research/recording_head/pr/index.html

MTV Launches Overdrive

MTV calls Overdrive a "free premium broadband video service". The video content will consist of entertainment news, music, and material related to MTV TV shows. Like the TV channel, this sounds like it's mostly infotainment, with little of the music-video content that made MTV great back in the day. The service is ad-supported, but you do need to register to view the material. Furthermore, the videos are encoded in Windows Media 9 format, with digital-rights management to prevent you from copying them (but honestly, who would want to?). This means that Macintosh users will not be able to see this stuff, nor will Firefox users. Also note the privacy policy which states that "you are giving us your consent to track your activities". MTV just doesn't get it. This material is so obviously promotional in nature that it would really make sense to make it available with as few restrictions and in as many formats as possible. As is almost obligatory these days, the service launched this week in beta test mode. Who was it that said beta is the new black?
http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/

File-Sharing Survey Results

The Pew Internet and American Life Project has compiled its annual collection of statistics about file sharing. Lawyers may be hard at work trying to suppress it, but file sharing remains highly popular, especially on college campuses. About 36 million Americans have downloaded shared files and the number continues to increase, although the music industry claims its lawsuits have slowed the growth. Once-popular programs like Kazaa and Grokster are fading in popularity, supplanted by upstarts such as BitTorrent and eDonkey, which handle large files better. Almost half of file-sharers now use various person-to-person means of sharing in preference to peer-to-peer systems, and many have used commercial online systems such as iTunes. Despite the efforts of lawyers to quell file sharing, a majority of broadband users doubt that government action can control it. Some argue that file sharing is good advertising, increasing the popularity of performers and widely distributing their work. The San Francisco Chronicle has the story, Pew itself the 14-page report.
Pew: http://www.pewinternet.org/PPF/r/153/report_display.asp
Chronicle: http://tinyurl.com/6482r

Google Satellite Maps

In case you haven't heard yet, Google Maps now includes a link that shows a satellite photo of the location you're searching for. So far, everybody we know wants to see their house from space - which you can do if you live in one of high-resolution areas. Click the Satellite link on Google Maps. The Google Blog has a short announcement. By the way, the shot of the Willow Glen neighborhood of San Jose seems to show a business jet over 101 and a single-engine small plane over Bird Ave.
Google Blog: http://www.google.com/googleblog/2005/04/birds-eye-view.html
Google Maps: http://maps.google.com/

MIT Media Lab Wants $100 Laptops

The MIT Media Lab is trying to put together laptop computers for kids for less than $100 per. Obviously, the laptops won't use proprietary operating systems. The configuration isn't bad: Linux, no bloatware, a battery that can be recharged with a hand crank, and other interesting ideas. The computers will be able to handle the Net and multimedia. The goal of the project is to get governments to buy these laptops and distribute them to their students. China alone has more than 200 million students. The MIT Media Lab hopes to crank out the first of 100 million by the end of 2006. Does the project have legs? Doubtful. CNN has more.
MIT Media Lab: http://laptop.media.mit.edu/
CNN: http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/ptech/04/04/hundred.dollar.laptops.ap/

Making Motherboards

When you hold a motherboard in your hands, you might have asked "How did they do that?" And we don't mean just the tiny type. Where exactly do motherboards come from? If the question has kept you up at night, or even bothered you for a moment, check out this amazing digital tour of the Gigabyte manufacturing plant. The images are remarkable, as is the story of how machines make other machines. If you ever built your own PC, this is a tour you need to take.
http://www.pcstats.com/index1.html

Google Mini

Did you know that Google has their own Mini? And, yes, it is a computer, but in this case its sole purpose is to provide a search appliance for small to medium-sized businesses. It's just a rack-mountable PC that allows you to index up to 100,000 documents in some 220 different file formats. There's nothing mini about its physical size, though. The mini tag is in relation to its far more expensive cousin, the $30,000 enterprise-grade monster that lets you index half a million documents.
http://www.google.com/enterprise/mini/index.html

ICANN Approves New TLDs .Jobs and .Travel

A terse announcement makes it official. ICANN has approved .jobs and .travel, and has already picked the two registry operators, Employ Media and Tralliance Corporation, respectively. ICANN is also in the process of evaluating several other top-level domains (TLDs): .asia, .tel, .mail, and .xxx.
http://icann.org/announcements/announcement-08apr05.htm

ONLINE CULTURE

I Was an eBay Opium Addict

The only thing Internet related in this story is the assertion that the writer obtained poppies online, in eBay's Crafts, Floral Supplies, Flowers, Foliage, Dried section. But that's not the point of what may or may not be a true story, in the Sacramento News and Review. It's really a story of addiction, and the fact that the addictive substance, poppies to be boiled into a tea, was obtained online is beside the point. Or is it? The Web changed everything in the illicit drug world. Suddenly, the variety of the world's drug-imbibing experiences is freely available at the end of a click. So, apparently, are some of the drugs, despite the best efforts of law enforcement. The veracity of the story almost doesn't matter. The ending is probably all too real. The page's associated Google banner ads are a pluperfect accompaniment to the story.
http://www.newsreview.com/issues/Sacto/2005-03-31/cover.asp


Netsurfer Recommendations

Items our staff likes and you might too. Click on the image or title to order at a hefty discount from our affiliate Amazon.com, and send a few pennies our way as well.

Epitaph for a Peach: Four Seasons on My Family Farm
David Mas Masumoto
HarperSanFrancisco; ISBN: 0062510258

Remember the juiciest, sweetest peach you ever ate? Use that memory as your entrance to this book, the story of a California farmer and his family peach farm. David Masumoto is a third-generation peach and grape farmer in California's San Joaquin Valley, and this book tells of his struggle to grow and sell his sweet Sun Crest peaches. Masumoto's genuine joy at being a farmer, his keen appreciation of the hard work, and his joy and despair while growing his peaches and grapes come through the text. While most farmers sow and reap within a single year, Masumoto's family must put their faith in crops that will not be ready for harvest until as much as 20 years in the future. Despite the difficulties, this is not a gloomy book - far from it. Matsumoto is downright poetic as he describes his work and his family's farming history, and delights in telling us of the many details of peach biology and farming technology. He is clearly a man who loves what he does. He tells a beautiful story, and paints a fine portrait of a modern family farm - and it sure makes you want to eat a really good peach.


Strange Times, My Dear: The Pen Anthology of Contemporary Iranian Literature
Nahid Mozaffari
Arcade Publishing; ISBN: 1559707658

Post-revolutionary Iranian cinema is far better known than post-revolutionary Iranian literature in the US. This may in part be due to Iran's restrictive censorship, which for whatever reason has fallen far more lightly on film than on the printed (and electronic) word. As well, American companies until recently feared the legal restrictions on the importation and translation of books from countries, like Iran, the US government had deemed terrorist states - a form of censorship which was recently overturned in court. Here, then, is an opportunity to sample contemporary Iranian short fiction, both prose and poetry. Realism seems to be the prevailing writing style. Not surprisingly, many of the stories and poetry deal with politics, although mostly metaphorically. This book is a good opportunity to sample a literary culture that is rather isolated from Western literary influence.


A Theological Miscellany: 160 Pages of Odd, Merry, Essentially Inessential Facts, Figures, and Tidbits about Christianity
T.J. McTavish
W Publishing Group; ISBN: 0849918391

We've all seen the queues of people lining up to pass the Pope's casket. What do you talk about while you're stuck in that line for 12 hours? Why, theological miscellany of course! After about hour six, when you've exhausted the "Who's your priest?" chitchat with the people around you, you could entertain your queue neighbors with fascinating religious facts from this terrific little booklet. Teach them what "autocephalous" means. Argue about which of the four other guys with a good claim to the title should have been named an apostle. Debate the significance of the erotic content, if any, of the eight famous kisses in the Bible. List all the American Presidents and their denominational affiliations. Try to do it backwards at about hour 11. You get the idea. It's a compendium of religious facts, as useless as they are fascinating. Remember, it's still not too late to pack this volume for the next major religious wait - the election of the new Pope. We do wonder if we were to bring a laptop, would we find a wireless connection in St. Peter's Square? This, of course, would belay any need to talk to our queue neighbors in the first place.


Higher-Order Perl: Transforming Programs with Programs
Mark Jason Dominus
Morgan Kaufmann; ISBN: 1558607013

While it is true that Perl is the Swiss Army knife of modern programming, few people use even a fraction of its potential power. Perl is perfect for many fire-and-forget coding tasks, so coders tend to use it as such and they often remain unaware of the language's hidden depths. This book is an eye-opening look at what you can do with Perl. It shows you features you never knew about and introduces a programming paradigm that most coders are not particularly familiar with. Functional programming - think functions which modify or manufacture other functions - has long been the domain of computer scientists and mostly academic languages like Lisp. Jason Dominus brings this technique firmly into the real world of everyday software development, showing how this kind of approach along with the power of Perl allows you to elegantly solve numerous practical problems.




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SURFING SITES

Craig Robinson's Life-Decision Tree

Everybody sometimes wonders how their life might have turned out had they made a different choice at some point. Would they be famous if they had attended that party when they were 20? Would they be dead if that car hadn't screeched to a halt in time? Could that ex-boyfriend have turned out to be the true love of their life? Craig Robinson decided to chart his life choices and attempts to follow them through to somewhat logical conclusions. We loved the fact that he tries to bring it through to his various possible deaths, although he does let himself die in mostly exotic locations. Some life paths (illustrated by mini-Craigs in various outfits) lead him to theoretical rock stardom whereas others find him working as a salesman. Who knows if these what-ifs are in any way valid, but they sure are fun to read.
http://www.flipflopflyin.com/whatif/

Starbucks Delocator

Type in a zip code and Delocator will come back with two lists, side by side. On one side is a listing of nearby Starbucks cafes; on the other side is a list of independent cafes in the same neighborhood. It seems like a simple concept, but there's more to it than that. Delocator has a social agenda, as you may have guessed already. The site claims that "the standardization of this spatial, social, and physical experience is hostile to the historical culture of the cafe and is dangerous, ultimately, to democratic principles". We're pretty sure this means that the site doesn't like Starbucks because all its cafes are alike and lots of people seem to like them more than the traditional, independent cafes. Whatever your stand on the issue, this is a nice way to find cafes near you, whether Starbucks or not. The Delocator relies on netsurfers to enter independent cafes into its database, which is still sparse. Delocator also makes available a software toolkit so that you can set up a site just like it.
http://delocator.net/

Brit Kids in World War II

If history is recorded by the victor, what happens to the children's stories? Usually we remember great battles, leaders, and a hero or two, but we rarely hear of those under the age of 18. The BBC has launched a site about World War II as seen from the eyes of British youngsters. The photos in A Wartime Home show what an air-raid shelter was like and how the normal family of the time and place would have lived. All captions are clear, detailed, and aimed at younger readers. The Rationing Challenge gives three possible menus and gets children to balance their ration cards and preferred foods with what was available in those pre-supermarket days when tinned goods were limited by shipping attacks and vegetarians were rare. In the Evacuees' Letters section, a mother's letters to her daughter, who had been evacuated from London during the air raids of the Blitz, are revealing. The site is perfect for any child who's curious about wartime life.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ww2children/home.shtml

How "To Kill a Mockingbird"

Harper Lee's "To Kill a Mockingbird" has been read and enjoyed by countless students in the nearly 50 years since its publication, and many of them have written reports about the book. Doubtless, some of the students hadn't finished, or started, reading the book and had to get a little creative in their analysis. This hilarious Flash cartoon purports to be one such book report. After introducing the book's main characters and major themes, the youthful narrator candidly admits that "this is where things start to get hazy." To a background of rising techno music some pirates, whom we confess we cannot remember from our reading of Lee's Depression-era novel, begin to fight with a giant mecha mockingbird. Flying around the planet at warp speed in a time-traveling castle, they go back to ancient China to do battle with a ninja army that turns into dinosaurs and fireballs. The totally awesome epic final battle supports the young reporter's conclusion that Harper Lee's timeless classic is "about justice and the human dignity that unites us all." While this report takes an F for accuracy, we give it an A+ for awesomeness.
http://www.stanford.edu/~scodary/tkam.htm

The Dark Heart of Grandpa Joe

With Tim Burton's movie adaptation of Roald Dahl's children's classic "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" set to hit screens this summer, Say No to Grandpa Joe sounds a timely note of caution about a strangely overlooked heart of evil that lurks within the text. Many children have been disturbed by the Oompa Loompas and Willy Wonka's eccentricities have been well documented, but few have commented on the subtle corrupting influence of master-villain Grandpa Joe. On the surface he may seem like a nice old man, but this site digs deep within the original text and the 1971 movie to reveal the ugly truth: Grandpa Joe is a ratbag bastard industrial spy. Quoting extensively from both book and film, the site builds a compelling portrait of a morally bankrupt, cruel, misogynistic pervert who enjoys four-in-a-bed depravity and revels in the pain and suffering of others, children included. We hope that Burton's forthcoming treatment will acknowledge this aspect of Grandpa Joe's character,
but we are not optimistic. http://www.saynotogrampajoe.com/

Falling in Love with a Stock Model

Rob Cockerham has both too much time on his hands and a really poor spam filter. From his previous appearances in NSD we knew the former; the latter surprised us. Regardless, this convergence of facts has let him to follow the exploits of a model he calls "Alicia", with whom he may or may not have fallen into love, commercial love. "Alicia" appears to have posed for some stock photography, and so her image keeps popping up in online ads, and it lures Cockerham into vicarious desire. His story's a hoot, with backup from readers who find the mystery woman everywhere. The mystery is solved, though, when "Alicia" herself writes Cockerham and says her real name is Libby. There's no word yet on how the online romance is going.
http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/spam/alicia/alicia.html

America We Stand As One

Long hair and rock power ballads go together like, um, Meatloaf and power ballads? Weird Al Yankovic and power-ballad parodies? You pick the metaphor - but, meanwhile, you must watch this video. Start watching Dennis Madalone belt this out and immediately, you think "Hey, this must be a Weird Al-style parody, right?" Then the realization dawns that, yes, this Madalone guy is serious. Simply indescribable.
http://americawestandasone.com/video.html

The Amateur Gourmet

Adam Roberts is an amateur gourmet. His blog-style Web site brings his witty accounts of recipes attempted to the masses and we're happy about that. He posts mouth-watering images to accompany details of how to tweak the recipe or where he enjoyed eating it. In addition to genuine foodie information, Roberts has sound files of his Thursday Night Dinner Songs and a selection of videos of cooking challenges like "Bunnies, Carrots, and Cupcakes" (the mind boggles at that combination) and "How to make Marshmallows in Reverse". His links and further-reading sections are comprehensive. The site, despite its often flippant tone, is a fully reverential homage to the world of food. Oh, yeah - if you're visiting New York, check out his restaurant reviews for the hot tips to the best eateries. Go drool.
http://www.amateurgourmet.com/

Latte Art

It seems that a whole artistic movement has happened without our noticing it. Maybe it's because we take our coffee in a styrofoam cup with a plastic lid, or it may be more likely that we just don't notice anything at all until well after our caffeine kickstart, but it seems that baristas have been getting creative. Latte Art is a photographic gallery at Flickr of the designs made by artistically minded baristas using nothing more than coffee and hot frothy milk. Careful pouring and swizzling with a steady hand (so no getting high on your own supply) can create all sorts of patterns - the leaf motif is a popular one, though you can see heart shapes and even a cute lion. The only trouble with getting served with one of these cups is that you wouldn't know whether to drink it or frame it.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tonx/sets/48921/

Let Them Eat Carrots

Love 'em or loathe 'em, you're bound to have an opinion on carrots, as we recently discovered when we rashly declared in public how much we like them. Many adults out there were forced to eat these orange taproots as children and hold an abiding antipathy towards this most orange of foods. Anyhow, if you're willing to sign on to the enthusiasm of carrot devotees worldwide, or you're at least curious about this controversial vegetable, check out the World Carrot Museum. You'll find that not all carrots are orange (in fact, the orange color is a relatively recent Dutch invention), that carrots date back 34 million years, and that the ancient pharaohs ate carrots - probably forced on them by their mummies. The site offers lots of fun trivia and activities for children such as jokes and how to make carrot soap. If you do try the recipes, we can only advise avoiding the carrot ice cream and carrot marmalade unless you're a true carrot fan.
http://website.lineone.net/~stolarczyk

Snarky Cattiness

If the trials and tribulations of Hollywood's elite get you steamed, then check out this celebrity-bashing site that takes aim at the rich and famous. Snarkywood is brought to you by three gals who have a penchant for snide comments. Meow! Amy, Lauren, and Martha dish out a dose of nasty remarks and potshots to some famous and infamous faces. Recent targets have included Lil' Kim and her outrageous wardrobe, as well as Donatella Versace and her - well, everything about her. Stars and starlets take heed! The gals of Snarkywood are out to spread some cattiness and loathing.
http://www.snarkywood.com/

Bring Forth Net Disaster upon Thy Enemy's Web Page

Netdisaster is an extraordinary, clever example of what you can do with CSS code. It lets you play vengeful god with Web pages. Choose a Web page to victimize, choose how the page will meet its doom, and the disaster is played out. You can let loose plagues of worms or dinosaurs; condemn the page to a slow death by flood or mold; or get violent with gun, bloody gun, or paintballs. Absolutely true story: Being lazy, we chose Yahoo.com as the URL and meteors as the disaster of choice. The first big rock came down right on the picture of the Pope, which was displayed in the Yahoo News box. Spooky.
http://www.netdisaster.com/

Role-Playing Reference and Reviews

If you're looking for intelligent discussion about the latest news in the role-playing-game world, talk that's aimed more at the traditional dice-and-paper players than at the computerized crowd, turn to Gamegrene. Instead of endless discussion on how to best min-max your character, Gamegrene delves into philosophical topics about what it means to play and why we - er, they do it. Instead of simply disclosing the good and poor ways to manipulate products and their rules, as either player or gamemaster, to your best advantage, it approaches its reviews of products with a sense of responsibility to disclose what's thought-provoking and why it's important. The gamut of games the site covers is fairly wide, as well.
http://www.gamegrene.com/

Heaven-Sent Mapping for Role-Playing Games

For every gamer who's ever used Jenga cubes and saltshakers to build an ad hoc dungeon for a party of player characters to delve into, a better way has arrived. Cue angelic choir and 270-watt light from above. With clever use of masks in Photoshop and an inFocus projector mounted to the ceiling, Jans Carton has created the ultimate in role-playing-game mapping. He projects rooms as the characters encounter them, to scale (of the miniatures, not the real world), on the gaming table. He no longer has to face questions like "Yeah, but if I can see for 60 feet, can I see that wall?" or "Is the ranger inside my 30-foot radius, too?" because the players can count and figure it out for themselves. Of course, the drawback to creating this setup is that from then on, you've always gotta host.
http://www.d20srd.org/extras/mapProjection.htm

These Are the Droids You're Looking for

Some folks build model airplanes. Others build layouts for model trains. One online community exists just for hobby builders of Astromech R2-model droids, of which R2-D2 is the example everyone's familiar with. These people are into details. To wit, this comes from the FAQ: "For painting the resin Holoprojectors, the Viscount aircraft lights aren't really 'silver' but actually a fine metallic gray." If you're into that sort of thing, Astromech.net offers a collection of tutorials and even an extensive list on the front page of get-togethers of like-minded people. Try to convince these folks to get out of the house and get some sunlight.
http://www.astromech.net/

Craft Theme of the Month

Get out your needle and thread, fire up the glue gun, and get ready to have some crafty fun with the folks at A Month of Softies. Each month, this online project hosts a cleverly themed showcase of craft projects submitted by people from all over the globe. Most of the creations submitted here feature stuffed objects adorned with buttons, ribbons, and lace. Just about any type of craft is encouraged, but the site frowns on paintings and illustrations. March's theme, "Self-portrait of the Artist as a Young Child" is now on display and the theme for April, "The Recycled Monster", is posted and awaits your entry. No worry about registering to join in the fun either, as participation in this online monthly craft project is completely free.
http://loobylu.com/softies/

Japanese Happy Meal Toys

Toy collectors will love this online archive of Happy Meal toy sets from McDonald's restaurants in Japan. The Happy Meal product was first introduced in Japan in 1987 and was at first called an "Okosama Lunch". Almost a decade later, the fast-food chain changed the name to the Western-stylized "Happy Set". You can check out Okosama Lunch/Happy Set toys from 1987 forward. Also available at this site are links to Web sites dedicated to the Happy Meal toy phenomenon in other countries, including New Zealand, Thailand, and Argentina.
http://www.yo.rim.or.jp/~hac/world.html

Maddox Hates Orbitz, Too

Maddox, the man behind the Best Page in the Universe and who hates everything (see NSD 8.35), hates Orbitz, the travel service. And as is so often the case, he documented his complaints on his Web site. When you view his complaints, as many have, you may well decide to book your reservations through another service. Maddox claims that nearly 725,000 people have boycotted Orbitz. He may be right, he may be wrong. After all, if you disagree with anything he says, as he freely admits, you are wrong. It's an eye-opening read, though.
NSD 8.35: http://www.netsurf.com/nsd/sub/v08/nsd.08.35.html#SS16
Maddox: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=orbitz_blows

FLOTSAM & JETSAM

Best of Photojournalism 2005 Winners

We recently looked at the National Press Photographers Association's winning photos of 2004. Consider this brief note an invitation to revisit the site, for it has recently posted its 2005 winners. Enjoy.
http://www.nppa.org/competitions/best_of_still_photojournalism/2005/

Transparent Desktops

Take a digital camera, some strategic positioning, and the ability to set your desktop image, and you can make it appear that your monitor has a transparent screen. The effect is striking. The trend apparently started on the MacBidouille site but has migrated to Flickr. Neat.
MacBidouille: http://forum.macbidouille.com/index.php?act=module&module=gallery&cmd=sc&cat=11
Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/w00kie/sets/180637/

The Y Project

Sometimes, there's a fine line between porn and art, and we're not at all sure on which side of the line this exhibit falls. It is, however, a striking photographic collection of feminine nether regions, so go judge for yourself - though you probably shouldn't do so from a workplace computer.
http://www.canal96.com/extra/caviar/pussies/

Flickr Related Tag Browser

Type a keyword and this neat flash applicaton will go off and grab from Flickr a bunch of pictures tagged with that phrase. Move your cursor and you'll get a circle of related phrase buttons. Nice effect. Try "kitten", or "ass".
http://www.airtightinteractive.com/projects/related_tag_browser/app/

Drag-and-Drop Sortable List with CSS

Just how versatile is CSS technology for designing Web sites? Here's an example of how to use CSS to create a draggable and sortable list on a Web page. We can't think of too many real-world uses for this, but it is a great CSS hack.
http://tool-man.org/dragsort/

You Bastards!

Cory Doctorow, who posted it to Flickr, calls this trench art from Iraq. It's an image of Kenny from "South Park" with a situationally appropriate slogan that's circulating among the troops. The combat zone finds its own uses for popular culture. Hmmm, that's not bad - feel free to quote us.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/doctorow/8094952/

Andy Maskin's Living Will

Finally, somebody finds a good use for all that spare time Congress has to determine the fate of random Americans on life support. Quite pointedly funny, actually.
http://andy.maskin.net/living_will.html

Terry Schiavo's Blog

Well, someone had to do it. Terribly insensitive, politically incorrect, rude, utterly without any redeeming value, worthy of moral censorship, not very funny, sophomoric, kinda morbid and... - oh, go ahead and look already.
http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/

YaGoohoo!gle

It's Yahoo! It's Google! No it's Yagoohoogle! Type in your search term and... - well, take a guess.
http://yagoohoogle.com/

SOFTWARE

O'Reilly Launches CodeZoo

CodeZoo is a repository for Java components. If you are familiar with CPAN, the repository of Perl modules, you know what CodeZoo tries to be. All of the Java components are free and span the gamut from database modules to games and entertainment code. Users can comment on the components and rate them for usefulness. Beyond the modules, the CodeZoo Web site also has links to technical articles about Java development, including a recent series about the Jakarta Commons project.
http://www.codezoo.net/

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